Note From The President, Cerebus 200, November 1995

FROM THE HOME OFFICE IN
MOOSEJAW, SASKATCHEWAN

DAVE'S TOP TEN ANSWERS

TO: 'WHY AN AARDVARK?'

NUMBER 10! Letter' A' overstock sale on 'You Stick 'Em' lettering at the Art store!

NUMBER 9! Didn't know how to draw a Vanaheim!

NUMBER 8! 'No trade' clause in rabbit, mouse and duck contracts at Time- Warner and Disney!

NUMBER 7! Chicks really dig those ugly quadrupeds, man!

NUMBER 6! Shoo-in for lucrative Black Flag Termite Hotel commercial endorsement!

NUMBER 5! Kato Kaelin's idea when he crashed at my place for a few weeks!

NUMBER 4! Too lazy to get past first page of 'Big Golden Book of Animals That Have Never Been Trademarked'!

NUMBER 3! African mammal guarantees all-important 'black vote' in Georgia primary!

NUMBER 2! Inspired by termite mound in DC Comics back-issue bin at Now & Then Books!

AND THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER TO:

'WHY AN AARDVARK?'

Disappointing test-market results on Cerebus the Grouper Fish!