Note From The President, Cerebus 200, November 1995Copyright 1995 Dave Sim
FROM THE HOME OFFICE IN
DAVE'S TOP TEN ANSWERS
TO: 'WHY AN AARDVARK?'
NUMBER 10! Letter' A' overstock sale on 'You Stick 'Em' lettering at the Art store!
NUMBER 9! Didn't know how to draw a Vanaheim!
NUMBER 8! 'No trade' clause in rabbit, mouse and duck contracts at Time- Warner and Disney!
NUMBER 7! Chicks really dig those ugly quadrupeds, man!
NUMBER 6! Shoo-in for lucrative Black Flag Termite Hotel commercial endorsement!
NUMBER 5! Kato Kaelin's idea when he crashed at my place for a few weeks!
NUMBER 4! Too lazy to get past first page of 'Big Golden Book of Animals That Have Never Been Trademarked'!
NUMBER 3! African mammal guarantees all-important 'black vote' in Georgia primary!
NUMBER 2! Inspired by termite mound in DC Comics back-issue bin at Now & Then Books!
AND THE NUMBER ONE ANSWER TO:
'WHY AN AARDVARK?'
Disappointing test-market results on Cerebus the Grouper Fish!
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