Cerebus Archive Report #7

November 2005

Text taken from Yahoo!Group postings regarding Cerebus Policy / Archive matters and sent to Dave, whose responses are in bold.


11/02/05

Greetings Dave,

 

Here's part one of this past month & 1/2's worth of Policy Talk.  Part one is almost exclusively about your Last Will and Testament letter. Hope you had a safe an enlightening Ramadan. I will be writing soon, I promise. I've gotten into my "overly busy" ruts.

-Jeff Tundis

Here we go....



Greetings, Jeff…

Yes a very safe, enlightening and edifying Ramadan.  “T’ank youse for askeen’.”

I’m going to have to divide this up into sections and it will probably take me several weeks to answer all of the charges against me, but this is what happens when you actually introduce ideas into Marxist-feminist society.  “Here we go” indeed:

Jeff T:  I just received this from Dave via Gerhard. I ask that you all please take this thread seriously, even though  I'm well aware of my exclusion from described group (you'll see). The letter has also been uploaded to the files section so you can see any italics, etc. A new folder has been created called Policy (Documents pertaining to Cerebus Legacy Policy).

[Dave's letter: "Last Will and Testament and Powers of  Attorney for Property and Personal Care"]

Jason:  I can assure you that it IS what he wants and believes. He discussed this with me on the way back up to Niagara Falls, and we hit on a lot of points, and basically, he doesn't care if it takes some time for a consensus to emerge among whatever number of people are  discussing it - in a very real sense, he will, at that point, be entering the public domain. Actually - it is a very logical extension of many of the themes he has always emphasized.

Jeff T: Care to expand on that? Your ideas on how it all relates? I tend to agree with you, and you've had a LOT more access to Dave than anyone else.

Dave: That isn’t true.  Jason had about the same amount of “access to Dave” as anyone else has, which is the Yahoo newsgroup.  I answer the five questions a month for everyone who is interested in reading what I have to say on various subjects that the average Cerebus reader is curious about.  The same reason that I put together Collected Letters and why I prefer to correspond by mail rather than talk on the phone or get e-mail capability.  Because Jason was putting together the “Ye Bookes of Cerebus” exhibit, we corresponded on that for most of the last year.  But that was what we were corresponding about.  We had some conversations about various other subjects when he was up here and when he picked me up in Niagara Falls and when he dropped me back there but most of those sorts of conversations are incidental to whatever the professional connection is.  Ger and I, in the same way, talk about various personal things in passing but 99.9% of what we talk about is Aardvark-Vanaheim.  

Jeff  T: It would be helpful for someone who had time to really talk to Dave about it to help put this all in focus.

Dave:  See, this is the kind of thing that I disagree with.  The idea that “really talking” is some higher form of communication than what can be put down on paper (or, here on the Internet “on paper”).  The “power of attorney” conundrum was the next thing on the agenda: the next area where I had to deal with the way the world is set up and re-route it in my own case to keep what I saw as a fundamental perversion from asserting its dominion over my own life at the behest of the Marxist-feminist courts.  I had become aware of the problem in the course of finishing off the shareholder agreement when Wilf explained to me the facts of life about “power of attorney”—that society, unless specifically directed otherwise, would impose my father on my legacy or some other family member.  There were unpalatable alternatives of naming someone to step into my place.  Anyone I knew of who was capable of doing so is doing their own thing and already working a sixty-hour week (i.e. Peter Birkemoe at the Beguiling).  Being the decision-maker over Aardvark-Vanaheim is a full-time job touching on dozens of different areas simultaneously.  It’s an enormous maze which weaves through the perverse net of society as constituted.  As you can see from the policy discussions even the individual threads are difficult to explain, let alone to make them understood.  Society wants to be society—it doesn’t want to be Dave Sim.  So for Dave Sim to stay Dave Sim he has to take a number of intricate routes in dozens of different areas to keep society from consuming him.  As I say, this was the next step in the agenda and Jason had asked a very innocent question about what I was going to be working on next.  There are very few innocent questions with Dave Sim, unfortunately, and I figured I might as well tell him rather than just saying I had some finishing touches to put on the Archive or something equally evasive.  As it has here, it opens a can of worms, many cans of many worms, in fact, which I was fully aware of and had been for about a year.  It was going to be the most difficult part of the policy discussions and I knew that was the case when I introduced the policy discussions, but at that time doing the Archive was the next big thing.  If I hadn’t been a week or two away from putting the “power of attorney” conundrum down “on paper” I wouldn’t have mentioned it to Jason because I wouldn’t have wanted it to leak out and touch off a firestorm before I was ready to confront it head-on.  When the time came, I knew if would have the same effect that all of these things do: Dave Sim is crazy.  It is a subject the comic-book field will never tire of.  But the questions, in my view, needed to be addressed in order to head off an “endgame” to my life that I had no chance of winning in a country controlled by totalitarian Marxist-feminist courts.

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<< Some off topic discussion ensued, mostly about how you a attribute the "let's keep them alive when they're in a persistent vegetative state" attitude to atheist/marxist/feminists, when in this country it is the exact opposite - the Right Wing Religious Right are the ones responsible for that behaviour.>>

<<And of course, the expected "he's crazy" comments. Sorry.>>

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Jason T: The conversation went in a number of directions. The last will and testament is, as far as I can tell, just the first "kick at the cat" in trying to define his wishes in legal terms.

Dave: It’s basically trying to cover as many bases as possible.  The big danger for me having invested all the time and energy that I have in finishing Cerebus and then having the obligation to preserve it is to keep any “Dave Sim is crazy” person from taking over—which, given that that is a prevailing viewpoint everywhere that Dave Sim is known of is, to me, a clear and present danger.  Someone who thinks I’m crazy and has no idea what I’ve been doing for three decades takes over with the blessing of the feminist courts, ruins the whole project and then concludes “See, I told you Dave Sim was crazy” much to the relief of everyone besides myself. 

Jason T: I would say that, in some ways, the idea of 'pulling the plug' in accordance with Dave's wishes, may be the easy part. The hard part is in moderating his treatment, if he is unable to do so himself. He is very much against being pumped full of medications that might hinder his cognitive abilities or make him perpetually dazed and confused. Sounds like that is about his worst nightmare.

Dave: It’s not my worst nightmare, personally.  Being lobotomized chemically in this society would really only make me like most other people, passively staring at the television for umpty-ump hours a day.  If you want to define normal behaviour in North American society, that would be it.  But accepting that personally as the greatest likelihood is very different from accepting it professionally—that while I was tranked into oblivion someone would be turning Cerebus into something else than what I intended for it to be with everyone who had been interested in the project standing around and “abiding by the family’s wishes”.  “The family’s wishes” is the trump card in feminist society.  You don’t have to make sense, you just have to shed a few crocodile tears, mouth a few platitudes about how much you respect what Dave has done and then jump in there and start dismantling it.  Arguably they would really think they were doing the right thing, but then that’s what the delusional feminist state is all about, to me.  You not only destroy things you convince yourself that you’re building them up.  “We really thought it was time to reinvent Cerebus for a new generation and we think Dave would approve of what we’ve done” (now that Dave is safely tranked into oblivion).  “Deconstructionist” is a feminist term.  You can call me paranoid if you want, but I’m the only person who is willing to publicly say that I’m not a feminist who the feminists can’t force to resign or crawl before them (i.e. Lawrence Summers at Harvard).  I have to take that responsibility seriously, in my view, given that I don’t believe in coincidences.  I don’t think I “just happened” to be the guy picked for this job.   A bridge to sanity in a post-feminist world like any other bridge in that it can be built, but you have to get that first strand across the chasm and as far as I can see it that’s what my job is.  To get that first strand across the chasm between the insane world of feminism and a future world that can return to making sense.  With absolutely no assistance and complete resistance every step of the way and from all sides.  Fortunately my only interest is in what I perceive to be God’s intention with me.  “No assistance and complete resistance” has been my job description since issue 186 came out.  So be it.  God’s will be done.

Jason T:  So, having future Yahoos! that are medical professionals offering second, third, or fourth opinons on things, and then putting them up as a poll question for everyone to vote on - well, that is about as public as treatment could get. And is, I think, what Dave is driving at. If there are two choices, things are straightforward - yay or nay. It just gets more complicated from there.

Just as an aside - I just noted that this is under a non-policy heading. It would seem to me that it should be under a policy heading. A very far reaching policy, but one nonetheless. Then, maybe we can work on suggesting points of clarification from Dave for the next "kick at the cat."

I also am not sure that there is a contradiction between needing people who understand Dave's wishes, and those who have faith in God. I think Dave is well aware that there will be a lot of conflicting thoughts, opinions, or emotions, if/when this becomes a 'real time' discussion. I mean, as I said to him in conversation, the most immediate conflict is between realizing that Dave wants to be let go of, and that the people making that decision will probably not want to let go. Maybe that's just me.

Dave: Yes, that was part of our discussion but that’s further down the line stuff.  I tend to think of Cerebus as really pretty straightforward but I can’t bypass the fact that there are all of these questions continually asked about it.  As I said to Jason, I don’t see myself as having any value in the frames of reference of a feminist society and I’m happy to check out of this loony bin at any time.  However, I think I have to take it as a given that a lot of Cerebus readers are still going to have a lot of questions no matter how old and decrepit I get.  Having sacrificed my life to the book it only seems sensible to factor that in.  If I’m only lucid and aware for two hours a day I should spend those two hours a day answering questions as best I can even though I would probably think the way I do now.  I just want to check out.  Jason only half-jokingly said that he could picture himself saying, “Dave, for the last time—Sir Gerrik what was the story behind him?”  Well, there you go.  I don’t think of that as being of any great importance, but if that’s what the Cerebus readers think is important and they’ve kept me alive all this time and I’m only lucid for two hours a day, well, put the spectacles on, re-read all of the Sir Gerrik stuff again and see if I can’t dredge something up from deep in what’s left of my memory.

Jason T:  So, yeah, the real issue is understanding Dave's wishes are paramount, but part of that is his being more comfortable with someone who believes and would pray for guidance, if need be, instead of deferring to the best guess of a doctor.


Dave:  More that I have to give God a fighting chance ( “Please God, let me win the lottery” “Jacob—meet me halfway: buy a ticket.”)  in the cesspit of scientific vanity and atheism that medical facilities are and given that virtually everyone in there is probably as easy target for The Adversary to inhabit (if my experience in hospitals is anything to go by) as it is for you to open the front door to your apartment.  Oops.  Ten times the legal dosage. How did that happen? It wouldn’t, to me, be a disingenuous question in the “here and now” context.  From what I can see, the demonically-possessed have no idea that they’re demonically-possessed.  How could they?  They don’t believe demons exist and so they have no defense against them, they haven’t prayed since they were six years old and they think God is just some crazy myth like Thor or Poseidon. As it says in the Koran, “They have forgotten God and He has forgotten them.”     

Matt D:

Okay, Jeff is out. Definitely.

I've called Dave.

We (those of us who aren't Jeff,) don't have to read the Bible and the Koran. We should, but we don't have to.

All anybody (except Jeff (and kudos and applause to Jeff for being honest and open on this (from me and Dave))) has to do is "declare themselves, publicly, here on the Internet to believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam and to declare themselves not to be feminists" And mean it.

Do that (and send a copy to Wilf, his address should be in issue 300, if not send to Wilf care of A/V,) and you get what Dave says you get.

Me, I'm gonna read the Bible and Koran and if I agree with it, then I'm making my Declaration.

(I'm already not a feminist. Men is men, and women are women. Both have their pluses, but they are NOT equal.)

Dave is serious about this. I talked with him for over an hour. He supports anybody who wants to look further into the Bible or the Koran, but isn't saying you have to.

Well, I've had my say, and am looking forward to seeing if I believe that the three faiths have one God. And to re-reading the "begats".

Dave: I thought it was very honest of Matt to concede that all of his previous attempts foundered on the begats of the first major chronology in Genesis that starts with Adam and goes through to Noah and that he sheepishly realized this time out that it’s really barely a page.  As he remembered it it went on for fifteen pages. That to me is The Adversary in action.  “You don’t want to read all this crap—look it goes on for fifteen pages.  Go play some video games and do some bong hits.  Much more worthwhile.” And they go for it.

Matt: Dave doesn't trust anybody.

Dave also doesn't want to linger if he's supposed to go.

So, the conclusion he reached was to find people that he "doesn't trust the least." (my phrase not his.) In other words, people he trusts to a point.

Dave: No, again—it’s hard to communicate this to atheists.  I have to give God a fighting chance if it isn’t my time to go and that requires people who believe in Him and will go where He steers them to go and say what He steers them to say.  An atheist at a critical juncture is just going to find themselves making chit-chat in the cardiac unit when I’m actually in the next building in intensive care.  How did that happen? That sort of stuff is child’s play for the Adversary in a completely atheistic environment.  How did that happen. 

Matt: Look at it this way, Dave (if this all works, and it IS an if,) will be the first person to have all records of his treatment available in "real time" to anyone who is interested. So if he is getting incorrect treatment, we (the people who have agreed to accept his power of attorney) will get as many opinions as we can get.

It may not work, but if it was you, and you didn't trust anybody you know to make the right choices, what would you do?

Dave doesn't really know Ger (and legally Ger couldn't take the job even if he really wanted it (which I don't think he would.)). And there isn't anybody else. So, Dave decided to trust that God would provide.

I look at it this way. Dave has given me Cerebus. I've laughed, I've been entertained, and I've thought. The least I can do is read the rulebooks (Bible and Koran) and see if I think it's cricket. If I do, then what does it hurt to help a guy out? If I don't, I let Dave know where he and I part ways, wish him the best of luck, and hope and pray that everything works out all right.

In the end I'm out the price of the Bible and the Koran, big woop.

And if I agree, then I make my declaration and end my days knowing that I did my best for a guy who made me laugh, made me entertained, and made me think. And it'd be the one thing I could do to pay Dave back where he can't come back and "one up" me.

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Dom: Well, I think Dave has the right to set whatever conditions he wants for those to whom he gives Power of Attorney, but this document continues many trends in Dave's thinking that I find irritating and disturbing.

Dave: Core signs of demonic possession as far as I can see.  Sorry to interrupt.  Why is it that you never think that your being irritated and disturbed doesn’t go deeper—like to a soul-deep level—and that what you are responding to is your own soul’s responses to what I’m writing:  “He’s right.  If you don’t do something to save your soul you’re going straight into the Pit.” That the irritation and disturbance you’re experiencing is all the layers of atheism you’ve piled onto your soul since you were six so that it’s almost completely stifled.  Why won’t you consider that the irritation and disturbance issues from the sound of your soul screaming its lungs out from under eight tons of accumulated Adversarial evasiveness and substitution.  “What’s that faint irritating and disturbing sound I hear?”  “It’s nothing.  Just ignore it.”  “Oh, okay.” 

Dom: Despite his repeated assertions to be a rational, non-feeling person, I find it impossible to read this document without seeing all kinds of aggrievedness rear its head. Merely the first example: "If I'm hit by that bus that everyone keeps cheering for." ? Who keeps cheering for it? The Comics Journal? The intended audience of this document? Why does Dave feel such a compulsion, over and over again, to impute such motives--and so universally--to his audience?

Dave: Because that’s what I see.  No one ever said, “What happens if Gerhard gets hit by a bus?”  In purely psychological terms when the only conscious thought about the end of a 26-year project for the last 10 years of that project is “What happens if the guy gets hit by a bus,” I assume there’s a certain amount of wish-fulfillment involved however much the wishers don’t like to see themselves that way and even though they might not be the actual source of the sentiment: rather, they’re just demonically possessed and are unconsciously looking for something to stifle Dave permanently the way they’ve stifled their own souls.  And for exactly that reason.  “I find this irritating and disturbing.”  Well, it’s only in a feminist society that “irritating and disturbing” are seen as core elements of inherent wrongness.  I see no evidence of people seeing the fact that I am almost always “irritating and disturbing” to originate with themselves.  Maybe you need to be irritated and disturbed in exactly the areas where I’m irritating and disturbing you.  

Dom: And I am pretty sure that even in atheist Marxist-Feminist Canada, one can still construct a legal document or legal statement that you are NOT to be resuscitated or artificially kept alive in the event of incapacity or persistent vegetative state. Whether it would be honoured in any circumstances may be more of an open question, but a challenge would not be likely unless family member made it.

Well, again, this is the snake eating its tail.  Yes.  I consider my family to be the diametric opposite of everything that I believe in BUT in Marxist-feminist society they will likely still be given the last decision no matter what kind of a document that I ask Wilf to put together.  That’s a good example of demonic possession right there.  As a society we slavishly believe that family is the panacea for everything which means it’s only a matter of time before Marxist-feminism devours everything in its path. That’s my best guess.  You can’t frame a document in a Marxist-feminist society that doesn’t conform to the totalitarian dictates of the Marxist-feminist courts. 

Dom: Even mercy killing is largely tolerated or blinked at in Canada. Hell, Marxist-Feminist Canada has given no more than token punishments to suicide assisters, and in at least one case a pretty light sentence to a guy who "mercy" killed his daughter.

Dave: Yes, exactly.  But I think that reinforces my argument rather than refuting it.  When my grandfather was dying, my mother said to the nurses that they should just increase his morphine drip so that he can die peacefully.  I tried to explain to her that she was “counseling to commit homicide” which is an indictable offense just short of homicide itself and certainly higher than manslaughter. It involves premeditation and conspiracy. Everyone in the vicinity was pretty philosophical about it as I recall.  “Oh, don’t worry we get counseled to commit homicide all the time.”  Just another example of why I think medical facilities are, as Merlin put it, “A kind of seventh day when reason rests” and consequently I have to install my own checks and balances where they—not only no longer exist but where I suspect they never have existed.  The doctor and the family know best.     

Dom:  "[T]he groundwork has already been—and is being—laid by Marxist-feminists to seize control of my intellectual property." Hunh? Is Dave serious here? He really thinks that there is a plot afoot to seize control of his personal intellectual property? Even if he's referring more generally to some sort of legislation, I have no idea what that would be, but on the face of it this sounds like sheer paranoia. If Dave did get his by a bus and get taken dazed and confused to a hospital, the odds that anyone working on him would have even the first idea who he is or would want to manipulate his treatment to seize control of his intellectual property is, frankly, pretty out there. Since in other contexts Dave ALSO complains about how universally ignored he is and how nobody is interested in what he's accomplished, this is just a fundamentally illogical, of not irrational position. In effect, Dave wants to get two grievances for the price of one: on the one hand everyone ignores me and nobody cares about my accomplishments as artist, evolutionary theorist, religious exegete, scientist, etc; but on the other hand nodoby can wait to wrest my intellectual property from me, thereby silencing me. W? T? F?

Dave: It depends on which is the actual reality and which is the ostensible reality. You think that beneficent or neutral feminism is the actual reality and malignant feminism is the ostensible reality (that I have manufactured in my own mind).  Again, I’m the only person who is willing to speak out against feminism who the feminists can’t force to resign so I think it’s important for me to keep pointing that out.  Forcing people to resign for disagreeing with you, to me, takes your argument out of the realm of beneficent or neutral feminism and into the category of malignant feminism.  Again, I think the evidence supports my point of view and not yours.  What I’m pointing out is that if you repeat a thing often enough it becomes the reality for most people.  Virtually everyone in the comic-book field agrees that I’m crazy even though probably only 2% of the field has read my work.  To me, that’s laying the groundwork for psychiatric incarceration which is a venerable tradition for Marxists. The challenge is to get me to sue someone for defamation or libel so that I can be tried and found insane in the feminist courts or to gradually allow the viewpoint to become universal by not addressing my arguments but just vilifying me personally (looking on the bright side, Margaret Thatcher used to say that she welcomed it when her opponents were reduced to maligning her personally because it made it obvious that they had no contrary viewpoints to offer with any basis in reality).  I mean, that’s an inescapable fact.  Cerebus is a 6,000 page story which, I submit, is an interesting fact in and of itself and, presumably, would be documented or reviewed intelligently in any environment where stories and ideas were weighed on their own merit rather than on the totalitarian dictatorship of what is the right way to think.  I was only reviewed intelligently when I appeared to be a secular Marxist-feminist.  As soon as I made it clear that I wasn’t a secular Marxist-feminist, I was universally declared crazy and my work was ignored.   The end of the book passed without comment.  To me it’s only rational to ask questions about those things particularly in a world where any deviation from the feminist party line is grounds for dismissal in any professional environment.  So the guy isn’t a feminist.  Why does he have to resign? It seems to me a very basic question centering on a core human right of freedom of belief and freedom of expression. Net result of question: No answer—just that malign silence that says, “Keep it up and you’ll find out why he had to resign.”  Duly noted.  The threat is always there with Marxists. If you can’t support your own arguments threaten your opponent.  I keep a checklist of their venerable techniques and try to minimize their chances to put them into effect.  I would rather work towards a viable form of self-preservation than just sit here going, “I better not do anything or say anything or they’ll call me paranoid.”  They’re Marxist-feminists.  They’re going to call me paranoid no matter what I say unless I agree to capitulate and become a Marxist-feminist and abandon common sense and the weight of evidence which, viewed objectively, weighs heavily against any favourable opinion of Marxist-feminism not in the least because it is so heavy-handed in suppressing even trace elements of dissent.

Dom:  "I would rather roll around in broken glass and iodine than to have my father within a country mile of either me or the Cerebus intellectual property." So, did Dave ever get around to reconciling his current view of his father with Cerebus's great sin of not getting home in time for his father's death?

Dave: Yes. The ultimate question, for me, is, was and will be does “Honor thy father and thy mother” extend to atheists?  My ultimate conclusion (that, so far as I know, I am staking my soul on) is that it doesn’t extend to atheists.  Honoring atheists who are undeserving of being honored, to me, is the greater sin.  Particularly in the universal combat zone that is North American society where family and forced capitulation to Marxist-feminism is being used as a cudgel to make men toe the feminist party line. As the only person willing to buck that totalitarian reality making my parents as human beings more important than their avowed atheism is just another form of capitulation.  Marxist-feminism or God?  I pick God.  My family or God?  I pick God.  Does picking God over my family make me inhuman?  The only opinion on that that I care about is God’s and I’ll find that out on Judgment Day.  God’s will be done. 

Dom: "So, the best that I have been able to come up with is that anyone of the Yahoos who is willing—in the event of my incapacity—to declare themselves, publicly, here on the Internet to believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam and to declare themselves not to be feminists (that is, to declare publicly that they don't believe men and women are equal and that—having followed my argument as thoroughly as you all have—they agree and agree to agree publicly that yes, the evidence supports Dave Sim, it doesn't support Oprah Winfrey, that the Fourteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are indeed Impossible, not difficult or unlikely or improbable: Impossible) will be given co-jurisdiction of What's Left of Dave Sim and will be given one vote each in deciding what is to be done with him and with his intellectual property in the event that he has officially been declared to be Not All There but has not officially been declared legally dead."

Again, Dave has the absolute right to set whatever criteria he wishes.

Dave: We don’t know if that’s true and I think the weight of evidence will prove to run contrary to that.  I know that hurts your feelings to think that society may have already run past the point where you are allowed any criteria besides Marxist-feminism but  I think it far more likely that as Wilf researches the issue we will find that the only accepted criteria in our society is “family uber alles”.  That is, family is the cudgel which is used to keep everyone in the feminist camp or to give the feminist camp control of anyone who refuses to toe the line.

Dom: I do think it's unfortunate that he is willing to have faith only in someone who affirms that he (or she) thinks EXACTLY what Dave thinks. It sounds like he wants a disciple, not someone who will act in his best interests and in acordance with his wishes. Or, to put it another way, it's not enough to act in accordance with Dave's wishes, one must also actually share his beliefs.

Dave: Mm. That’s not true.  I could cite any number of significant differences between Jeff Seiler and myself, Sandeep Atwal and myself, Billy Beach and myself both theological differences and notions of free will expression.  I’m not like any of them and they’re not like me.  But they do believe in God and they are willing to admit that feminism is a detriment to society.  To me, that gives them a fighting chance against the Adversary and his adherents (however inadvertent their adherence) if it comes down to crunch time. 

Dom:  "Let me say here that I think it will probably be a period of years before anyone who agrees with me will actually work up the gumption to declare so publicly" Now, that's just insulting. So, if you don't declare that you share Dave's views exactly, you are either a Marxist-Feminist athiest, or you're a coward? Insulting AND illogical.

Dave: No, I think feminism is insulting and illogical and yes, I think men who already know that and have allowed themselves to be intimidated into toeing the feminist party line are cowards.  Understandable cowards, for all of that.  As we’ve seen, the Marxist feminists aren’t playing games here.  They are actively ruining people’s lives to maintain their core delusion using every form of legal and public coercion to destroy anyone in their way.  If you so much as raise as a remote possibility that women don’t have the same aptitudes men  you do have the world crash in on your head as Lawrence Summers found out and as I found out.  As I’ve told any number of guys who are sheepish about their capitulation, I can understand it.  It’s the whole point of the “forced resignation/public capitulation and crawling before feminists” construct.  If you’re off the reservation they will do everything they can to ruin your life, professionally and personally.  That’s a good way—in fact the only way—that you can maintain a universal societal construct with no basis in reality.  If the consequences experienced by the lone dissenter are severe enough, dissent ceases to exist.  That’s how they do it in North Korea. That’s how they did it in Tianemen Square.  That’s how they do it wherever Marxism holds sway.

Dom:  "This then intrudes on other areas which include the fact that medical care in Canada—as would come as no surprise to anyone with a brain in his head (i.e. non-Canadians)—is not-so-gradually slipping to Third Word levels because Canada is the only completely Marxist medical system remaining on the planet and certainly the onlyone in a G-8 country." So presumably all Canadians except Dave are brainless. And all non-Canadians DO have brains in their heads (the logical corollary of his statement here).

Dave: When it comes to Marxist medicine, unfortunately, yes.  Canadians universally adhere to the view that single payer government controlled medicine is the promised land and any deviation from that viewpoint is grounds for dismissal from the public debate.  Even though the Prime Minister himself goes to a for-profit clinic (which is only allowed in Quebec because of Quebec’s Marxist-feminist stranglehold on the politics in this country) he will run in the next election on his vow to keep the public system entirely public and out of the hands of profiteers and no one in this country—certainly not the Conservative party—will even suggest that anything other than exclusively public medicine can be allowed in Canada. Even though it already exists and the Prime Minister is making use of it.  Yes, I would say that that means that Canadians don’t have a brain in their head. Where do you see “brain” in holding self-contradicting and illogical viewpoints? 

Dom:  "owing to the inherent secretiveness and ass-covering of  those practicing Marxist medicine, I am just as likely to be commended to the not-so-tender mercies of Abdul the Butcher as I
am to someone who knows which way the sutures go in and come back out." Unlike the selfless altruists who practice medicine for profit. THEY'RE not secretive or ass-coverers. (Note: I am not saying that for-profit medicine is inherently bad, as Dave is saying about "Marxist" medicine; I AM saying that the profit motive is hardly a disincentive to secetiveness or ass-covering, and that I'm reasonably sure there's still a heck of a lot of medical malpractice in all the non-Marxist medical jurisdictions that apparently proliferate everywhere except in Canada.)

Dave: Again, they don’t proliferate in Canada but because they are only allowed to exist in Quebec you are not allowed to say that they exist in this country.  The consequence game comes into effect.  Look what happens to anyone who suggests that a combination public/private system should be adopted.  You don’t want that to happen to you?  Then stop making waves.  And everyone in this country besides me stops making waves. 

Dom:  "If I can't get any volunteers in either category (and it wouldn't surprise me that I can't) then at least I don't think I can be accused of indirectly committing suicide by my lack of
interest or faith in Marxist science." Why would anyone want to make such an accusation? And since Dave evidently holds the people who might do so in contempt anyway, what difference would it make if they DID make such an accusation? Does Dave seem to be more concerned with how he APPEARS here than with the truth? And why in this specific instance is appearance so important?

Dave: Sorry, I was referring to God and to the God-fearing. I care about the actuality of how my behaviour looks in the eyes of God.  I do believe that suicide is a sin.  With the different permutations being developed by medical science—i.e. if I don’t want to be kept alive as an artificially maintained piece of meat, am I indirectly committing suicide?—suicide is becoming a very nuanced noun.  Just by saying I don’t want to be kept alive artificially by a machine, technically I may be committing suicide.  Relative to Judgment Day it isn’t a matter of whether someone would want to make such an accusation as I believe it will be that the accusation will be irrefutably, inescapably there if, as the Koran puts it, the book of my life is put into my left hand instead of my right hand.  There will be no place for hair-splitting nuance on Judgment Day I don’t think.  Paradise or the Fire.  Nor will there be clever lawyers who can tie the rules up in knots and get me off on a technicality.  If the rule is “no suicide” and I say I don’t want to be plugged into a machine, it’s quite possible that that will be it for me.ge technicality.  If the rule is "e. ng I don's of God.bec you are not allowed to say that they exist in this   You either did right or you did wrong. It’s very possible that it’s a core point in the argument with the Adversary.  No matter how many ghoulish devices the Adversary compels atheists to invent to keep deceased cadavers alive, as a God-fearing individual you are expected to stay at your post and remain alive for decades if necessary.  I think that’s the underlying point of a lot of these things.  Let’s make things really complicated for those who believe in God.  That’s the reality, to me.  The ostensible reality is “Let’s keep everyone alive as long as we can and never stop to consider if we’re supposed to be doing that”.  It’s just part of being born in this time period and trying to be a proper monotheist.  Medicine is going to make it progressively more complicated.  To me, you make your own call, realize that your soul is at stake and that something that is completely out of your control—prolongation of human existence by any means necessary—is turning the fate of your soul into a coin toss.   

Dom: "If you don't believe in God, the odds are that you believe very strongly in drugs." Others have already commented in the inherent logical flaw in this position, so I won't bother. Aaaaah. Fuck it. I keep hearing about how gracious and friendly Dave is in person, but he's one truculent, snarky curmudgeon in his prose.

Dave: I don’t think that’s the case. I think you’re projecting your own nature onto me because of the soul-deep discomfort you experience when you read what I have to say.  You want to bury me as you’ve buried your own soul under metric tons of Adversary.  It’s a natural response.  I used to be the same way.  I’m opening a can of worms with my “power of attorney” choices that everyone prefers would remain closed.  If you don’t want to be reminded that your soul is very likely in extreme peril, then don’t read what I have to say.  Distract yourself with music or videos or games or chit-chat or whatever else you want to distract yourself with.  Your life—like everyone’s life—is going by very quickly and will be over before you know it.  In the same sense that you can recall vividly your earliest years, you are already on your deathbed.  You’re really going to have to cram a lot of distractions into the short time you have left. 

Dom: In case you're wondering, no I won't be declaring myself a Dave acolyte who believes the 14 Impossible Things are Impossible etc. in order to get the privilege of participating in his medical care. Frankly, even if I believed all Dave believes, including the 14 Impossible Things, I would not do so, especially in response to a call such as this. A failure of gumption, no doubt.

Dave: You said it. I didn’t. 

Hey, I was only going to answer about half of this but then I found out that there is no committee meetings scheduled at City Hall today.  Which is a good thing because I have to be here for when some artwork has to be returned from the Harbourfront Graphic Novel exhibit (not announced as an appearance because it was during Ramadan so I wasn’t going to be there), I have to pick up my dry-cleaning and I have to get some printing done in advance of the Big Apple Con this weekend.  Printing what?  You’ll have to be there Thursday night to find out.

Steve B:  The first thing I thought when I read this was, "Sounds like Rick."

I will note for those on this list who may question your ability to carry out Dave's main request given your statements during the Schiavo controversy that you were part of the very large group (much larger than most on the other side like to admit) who were NOT in favor of preserving life in any case at any cost, but who believed that there was some real question as to the status of her condition, not to mention her actual wishes had she been able to make them. The fact that in that particular case I think most of you were deluded by propaganda put out by her parents, who ARE in the "preserve life in any case at any cost" camp, doesn't diminish the fact that you probably would be prepared to make the right decision if fully informed.

Dave: Assuming that there is such a thing as “fully informed” in these situations.  In my view we’re always making choices based on fragmentary information—not just in the sense that we didn’t know the actual state of Schiavo’s condition or what her actual wishes would have been, we also don’t have a definitive idea of how those unknown variables are rated by God (which in my case is the only Opinion I’m genuinely interested in or which I think is relevant).  The same situation with the abortion debate.  When does the soul enter the fetus? seems a core relevance which is a complete unknown to all human beings.  If it enters in the second trimester then it would seem reasonable to allow abortion in the first trimester since it would arguably just be a soulless piece of meat until the soul enters it.  It seems to me that it was only the widening of the debate into what I would see as infernal areas—“Is there even such a thing as a soul?”—which made Roe v. Wade possible.  If the soul doesn’t exist then, sure, we’re all just pieces of breathing meat expelled by our mothers and it should be up to the mother whether she wants a piece of breathing meat growing into mobile form within her or whether she wants the piece of meat extracted before it gets to the mobile stage.  Same as incest.  If we’re just pieces of meat and you have 99.9% sure forms of birth control why shouldn’t you be able to hump the piece of meat that is your sister or your mother as much as any other mobile piece of meat?  No harm no foul, right?  The only problem with incest is procreation, right? Likewise gene-splicing.  If we’re just pieces of meat and it would amuse someone to merge her meat with the meat of her cat and produce a being that is half-human-meat/half-kitty-meat then what could possibly be wrong with that?     

Steve: Every Christian and every Jew believes in the God of Islam. They just disagree on the status of Mohammad as a Prophet and whether or not SOME of the things Muslims believe about God are true. But with few exceptions on the fringes of all three religions, most people recognize that they all believe in the same God.

Dave: I’m not sure if that’s true except in the most “politically correct” sense of the debate.  I hope it ultimately proves to be true and is the meaning behind the Koran exhorting Muslims to continue to fight “on path of God until all the religion be God’s”—we all hook up somewhere up ahead if we sincerely submit to God’s will.  Most Christians and Jews—at least until recently—believed that Muslims believed in a god called Allah.  Or that Muslims were Mohammedans in the Christian sense, worshippers of Muhammad.  I think there’s a certain amount of lip service paid by ecumenical Christians and Jews to the validity of Islam but it seems to me that truly ecumenical Christians and Jews—Mother Theresa as a good example judging by her funeral service—tend to be of the “more babies, more bathwater” school of theological debate.  Let’s include Islam, and while we’re at it, let’s include Hinduism and Native Indian beliefs and goddess worship and Wicca.  The Lunatic All-Inclusive, in my view.  The fact that Muslims believe that Jesus was not—as the Koran explicitly states in numerous suras—the son of God puts them beyond the pale of most Christian debate in the same way that Christian definitive belief that Jesus was the Meschiach puts them beyond the pale of most Jewish debate.  There may be some Christians who don’t believe that Jesus was the son of God and there may be some Jews who believe that Jesus was the Meschiach. However, pretty much by definition, Christians believe that Jesus was the son of God and the Meschiach and Jews believe that Jesus wasn’t the son of God and the Meschiach is yet to arrive.


Chris: I have to disagree with you there. The theologians certainly do, but the layperson generally does not, in my experience. And even where there is acknowledgement that they are all worshipping the same god, there is almost universally the belief that those other faiths are "doing it wrong".

In any case, my reading of Dave's request implies that in addition to believing in the one god of all three religions, you also have to accept the validity of the various methods of worship of that one god. This is where I believe Rick will fall down. If Muslims (not to mention people like Dave who follow their own path, or those who aren't Jews who don't accept Christ as their saviour) don't get into heaven in your view, you don't qualify, IMO.

Of course, given Dave's nigh-unto-liberal interpretation of the "not a feminist" requirement, he may just require lip-service on this issue, too.

Dave:  My own view is that monotheism is the key component as defined within the parameters of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.  No one accepts my view that the three sacred texts document the multi-millennia-long debate between God and YHWH as to who is whose son—the Chosen People (chosen both by God and YHWH) choose YHWH worship/the Christians are presented with “YHWH the son of God” in the form of the Synoptic Jesus and “God the son of YHWH” in the form of the Johannine Jesus and conflate the two into one Jesus the son of God/God and YHWH through Muhammad make their final summation to the jury of humankind using what appears to be the royal “we” but which is actually a joint summation, alternating between one viewpoint and the other (“Have We not told you…?”).  The net effect has been that God has prevailed in all three religions.  If you asked a devout Jew or Christian or Muslim to praise YHWH and curse God, they would think you were a lunatic even though I’m pretty sure that that’s still the reality that YHWH is hoping for.  Likewise if you asked a Muslim if they thought “The Lord of the Worlds” is the earth’s molten core, I think they would be disinclined to subscribe to that view.  Returning to my original point, however, it does put me in very isolated (as in unique) territory believing that the debate is on-going between God and YHWH so it would be very unlikely that I would find someone who would specifically share my faith and so I have to take a “step down” in the “power of attorney for personal care” discussion if I want to find God-fearing people who I think will represent my best interests.  

As an example, Billy Beach is a devout Jehovah’s Witness.  In his prayers he mentions Jehovah by name.  I had no problem participating in those prayers at meal-time when I was visiting because I know that he means God.  Again, if I said to him, “After you’re done praising Jehovah make sure that you curse the name of God as the false God and usurper of YHWH’s glory” I know he would be appalled and refuse to do so.  Ergo, to me, he’s a monotheist.


Dan P: If you do not trust the health care system (and Dave sure isn't the only one) then the idea of being subjected to it with anything less than 100% of your facilities is not a pleasant one.

With the supposedly superior health care system in the U.S., I have seen a regular amount of incompentence displayed -- the most recent being my wife's grandfather who was almost given medication he didn't need. The process was stopped by a family member who was present who questioned the nurse about to administer the medicine. "I don't think he needs that."[Checking paperwork] Flip, flip. "Oh, this isn't for him. Sorry." The
grandfather was not coherent enough to have caught that mistake on his own.

I've also seen medications prescribed that conflict with patient's allergies (and yes, the allergy was in the hospital records), drugs prescribed indiscriminately without any regard to price ("Take some of these, if they don't help come back and I'll prescribe something else.") and the constant loss of patient information (why do I fill out the same forms _every_ _time_ I visit the doctor's office?!?).

His solution is certainly unique. :-) But I don't think it's crazy.

Dave: It’s probably not particularly efficacious, either—it’s more that, in order to cross all the t’s and dot all the i’s of my “end of life” legalisms (which is what I set out to do) I had to come up with something that I thought would cover all eventualities to the extent that all eventualities could be covered.  If God wants me ravaged with an incurable disease or my brain destroyed by misdiagnosed medicine then that’s what’s going to happen.  If, however, it’s just the Adversary causing trouble, then there are a certain number of steps to assist in your own defense (which is what I’m trying to do here) that I think you’re kind of obligated to take rather than just saying “Well, I’ll just leave ‘power-of-attorney’ blank and count on God to bail me out.”  That’s backing God into a corner, in my view.  Sorry, God, too busy to cover my own bases here—please toss me a miracle at the appropriate moment, Sincerely, Dave.

The sort of things you document I think are pretty well universal in hospitals and doctor’s offices.  These guys get a lot of kickback money from the major drug companies to prescribe high-priced medication.  And, to be fair to them, there’s no way that I can see for them know if there’s any value to the medication given the universal reality of the placebo effect.  You give the medication to a hypochondriac who just wanted to have someone “feel their pain” for thirty minutes and it’ll clear right up.  If you give it to someone who actually has a medical problem it could make things worse or do nothing.  You might as well just flip a coin at that point or say “Take some of these and if they don’t help, come back and I’ll prescribe something else.”  Even in that case it might be a hypochondriac whose self-pity has hit an all-time high and you’ll have to prescribe three different medications—three different thirty-minute “I feel your pain” sessions—before their mind will stop making the pain up.  Or they might get laid or win the lottery and suddenly they feel better.  Steroids have become very popular with the medical profession for the exact reason that they make people feel better in the short term.  Make them feel like Superman, in fact.  The same reason that they used to give housewives speed: “mother’s little helper”.  Steroids and speed are obviously (to me, anyway, obviously) bad long-term solutions to anything and are very difficult to wean people off of.  Doctors don’t seem to be unduly troubled by that when it comes to prescribing steroids and speed. 
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Rick S: You know, this sounds a lot like me.  I mean, I think I've been pretty public about all of the above for years. Scary, hunh?
You were the first candidate who came to mind. ;)

Larry H: And I thought you were excluded on a technicality for not giving Islam equal weight with Christianity, but upon re-reading Dave's request, I see that's not a condition. He doesn't say you can't be a husband or father either. I say go for it.

Dave:  No, again, it’s a general idea of monotheism as related in the Torah, the Gospel and the Koran.  I don’t believe that Jesus was God’s son but I believe in the same God as the people who believe that Jesus was God’s son.  The same as I believe in the same God as Billy Beach even though he calls Him Jehovah. 

Billy Beach is also a husband and a father.  Feminism makes it supremely difficult to be a God-fearing husband and father but nothing is impossible with God, including keeping feminism at bay either in a wife or a daughter as long as you realize that your relationship with God dwarfs your relationship with your wife or daughter in importance.

Jeff S: Yes. I'm coming in late on this (or early, depending on for how long this drags out), but I have several thoughts to contribute.

First, believing in the God of the Bible, the Torah, and the Koran means primarily that one is monotheistic. If my memory serves, when Dave wrote about his conversion, he pointed out that when he came to the conclusion that he "needed religion" (my quotation marks--not his exact words), he knew right off the bat that it would have to be a monotheistic religion. To him, and to me, that pretty much means the God of the Bible, the Torah, and the Koran.

Secondly, and thusly, believing in the God of the Koran does not necessarily dictate that one must believe in all of the tenets of the Koran, just as believing in the God of the Bible does not mean that one has to buy into "Jesus is the son of God," or that the Acts of the Apostles, the Pauline epistles, etc. were the true word of God. (See Dave's discussion of that, elsewhere.) Nor, that believing in the God of the Torah means that one must become a Hassidic Jew. It means, fundamentally, that you believe in the one God that the three
faiths all recognize as God.

Dave: Yes, exactly.  The Koran assures us that our disagreements will be cleared up for us on Judgment Day.  Given the limited range of perception and understanding that we have in our “meat-encased” existences (not knowing when a soul enters a fetus as a good example of our intrinsic ignorance of core realities) it seems more sensible to work on developing faith and what we consider good orthopraxy than to expend a lot of time on subjects the accuracy of which are beyond our ability to determine.  Life’s tough enough and anything I can put off to Judgment Day because a human being is incapable of coming to a conclusion about it based on evidence, I’m more than glad to put off to Judgment Day.

 
Jeff S:  Third, I agree that there is a lot of gray areas in defining whether one denounces feminism. I am a schoolteacher. Most teachers are women and most male and female teachers are feminists. I am most decidedly not a feminist, in my mind, and I believe, based on discussions in our respective letters, that Dave would at least lean towards concurring with me on that point. Nevertheless, I think that in Dave's mind, I lean precariously close to being a feminist simply by virtue of the fact that I work in a field that is very predominantly littered with feminists.

Dave: Yes, allowances have to be made although making allowances means that as a society we are digging ourselves deeper into the feminist pit on a daily basis.  At some point either men have to start drawing a line in the sand or we are apt to get beyond the point of no return where we can’t climb out of the feminist pit.  It’s one of the reasons I’m so vocally opposed to feminism because happenstance has— thank God and God willing—put me beyond reach of their talons.  That’s where it has to start and then move on to the fellows who will be putting their livelihoods at risk by openly dissenting from the feminist dictatorship.  Everyone has to decide for himself when the time is right, as I did in 1994.

Jeff S:  Fourth, I applaud you, Matt, for deciding to do your homework first. I would just suggest that, while reading the Bible and the Koran will be inherently, vastly rewarding to you personally, I'm not sure that it is absolutely necessary prior to stating a belief in the God of the Bible, Torah, and Koran. I say that because of the above argument as to Who is denominated by that phrase. Technically, if you want the first and, I think, the most definitive designation, all you really have to do is read the Pentateuch. I can't speak for
Dave, and I don't know about what you two talked for an hour, but I'm guessing that he would lean towards agreeing with me on this point.

Dave: It’s a tough call because I’m not exactly a theological guide and I’m unwilling to be cast in that role.  I can tell you the areas of disagreement between Judaism, Christianity and Islam but I can’t tell you which number to put your money on.  If Jesus was God’s son and there was only one Jesus and he was the Meshiach, it seems to me that Judaism and Islam are going to be of very little use to you and would, in that case, be blasphemous heresies.  There might be something in the Book of Isaiah that would hit Matt like a ton of bricks and make him See The Light, so I’d be doing him a disservice by saying just read the Pentateuch.  Matt’s girlfriend, Paula (hi, Paula!) is a borderline lapsed Catholic who is going to Mass only because Matt will go with her.  If Matt doesn’t go, she’s going to stop going.  Something of a theological nut-cracker for young Matthew.  That may be how God is setting about the task or it could be the Adversary as well (“If attending Catholic Mass for six months doesn’t scare him away from God, I don’t know what will”).  Those are Matt’s choices to make.  Submission to the will of God is all that I counsel.  After that, God’s will be done. 

Jeff S:  Fifth, and going back to my third point, I have pointedly written to Dave on several occasions that I am decidedly anti-feminism for a variety of reasons. And, as some of you know from personal discussion with me, and others may know from having read some of my posts, I was celibate for over seven and a half years (coincidentally very nearly the same length of time as Dave, up to that point) when I foolishly had sex with a woman one time in late June. I have since returned to celibacy and, for a variety of reasons, don't see that ending anytime in the near future. I would lean toward whoever it was that pointed out that you have a girlfriend, Matt, but I would also concede your (implied) point that not being a feminist could simply mean recognizing that men and women are, by nature,
differentiated, thereby negating the central tenet of feminism that men and women are completely interchangeable. And, of course, you tell us that Dave is on board with you making the declaration whenever you feel ready to, should you come out the other ends of the Bible and the Koran believing in the one God of Abraham (sorry, should have put a spoiler warning on that one). Me? I would say you pretty much have to be unshackled from a woman in order best to fit the term "not a feminist," but that's just me.

Dave: Yes, I would agree that the inclination and intent count for a lot.  At the same time, Billy Beach is definitely not a feminist and from what I saw from the week I was there he’s a very good husband and father.  There might be a world of difference between being “unshackled from a woman” and “unshackled from women”.  I tend to see them as tending to go bad out of perverse resistance.  She can seem like a good wife and mother, but if she’s watching Desperate Housewives she could be ready to bolt at any point. A woman’s right to choose. I’m not sure how much egg that leaves on the husband’s face in God’s eyes but I tend to suspect “Quite a bit”.  If the vast majority of women ever start behaving like “wives and mothers” and potential “wives and mothers” and stop using the escape hatch, then it might be safe to go back in the pool but I don’t see that happening anytime soon.  My best guess in terms of percentages is that maybe 5% of women are potentially wives and mothers and 95% are capable of changing their minds at any point without notice and bolting.  Those are lousy odds when it comes to getting “shackled” and I assume that God, at this point in human history, is more in the market for men who are willing to be vocally unshackled and identify feminism as a societal malaise (where its failings outweigh its benefits in the long term) than men who are willing to give their marriages 110% and end up standing there with egg on their faces. 


Jeff S:  Sixth, I just got off the phone with Dave. I said, "I've read your letter to Wilf and I wanted to check with you before I posted that I believe that I can say that I fit the two categories, but I think you might agree from the things that we've written in our letters that I do fit the two categories." He replied, "Yeah, yeah, I would have to say that you pretty much do." And then he asked whether anyone else had posted that they also do, and I said that to my knowledge there was Rick who had not *officially* done so but had implied that he did and there was Matt who was going to read the Bible and Koran first.  He agreed with me that the Pentateuch would pretty much do it, but also agreed that it would be good, if Matt really wanted to be sure.

Dave: That’s a bit of a distortion since it would suggest that I know what “sure” is and that I could assure Matt that I know what “sure” is which I don’t.  Again, I can tell you what I see as the major disagreements but I’m no more “sure” than I would be saying that you will always win at roulette if you bet “Red 17” first.  You may well win every time you bet “Red 17” first but that’s more likely to be an accident than anything to do with my being “sure”. 


Jeff S:  So, here is my first, informal declaration. I believe in the God of the Bible and the Torah and the Koran AND I am, most decidedly, not a feminist. I am willing to take on the task delineated in Dave's letter to Wilf if, God willing, I am not incapacitated myself when  the time comes. After I have sent my information to Dave's barrister, I will post formally on the POLICY thread.

P.S. One of the last things Dave said to me on the phone after I told him of the gist of the posts thus far was, "Well if it's posted on the group and 48 hours later a couple of people have come out in favor of it, that just says something about the nature of the society that we live in today." I had to agree with that.

Dave: Yes, that’s one of those things.  The Adversary can certainly see it as a signal triumph that out of however many thousand Cerebus readers only two or three are willing to openly declare on the two subjects.  At the same time, I think that can have a negative effect from the Adversary’s viewpoint because it might wake some people up to what the percentages are in both categories.  I don’t think God finds it unduly troubling.  He’s got three guys to work with if the Adversary tries to take me out by conventional Marxist means.  That’s all I was trying to do—was to make sure He would “have a dog in that fight” without leaving it entirely up to Him.  If there are six guys by the year 2010, well so much the better.

All along with the Cerebus experiment I’ve been the pathfinder and it’s a responsibility I take seriously.  If there’s a Dave Sim up ahead who isn’t an innovator but who is necessary to God (and dramatically more necessary than Dave Sim was) then I see it as my job to plot a complete life trajectory, identify the pitfalls and if necessary end up dying because I made a wrong choice so that whoever he is knows not to make that choice when he gets to that juncture.  I learned a lot from Elvis and John Lennon up to a point and then they both went off the rails in my view and let love supersede their obligation to the musicians that would come after them.  If you follow Elvis’ trajectory you end up face down in front of the toilet with your pants around your ankles and a pagan paperback open on the floor at 42.  If you follow John Lennon’s trajectory you end up shot to death in front of your apartment building at 40. 

If you talk about these things while you’re still alive you really irritate people and you make them hate you and want to destroy you.  To me, it’s more important to serve as a template for future people who want to attempt your course of action than it is to be vaguely admired by the general populace.

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Matt D: Reading the Bible and the Koran is just sorta hedge-betting to me. I'm pretty sure I'll agree and we'll be off to the races, but I really wanna be sure. Thank God I'm not the only one willing to do this (accept Dave's offer,) it'd scare the pants off me if I was the only one.

(Gee me and Jeff S. and (maybe) Rick, against the world!)

Dave: There was a great cartoon by Vip (I think it was) in Playboy years ago—massed legions of mounted heavily armed pike vanishing out onto the horizon.  In the bottom left corner, a guy in a bearskin with a club standing next to two cripples with pointed sticks.  Up above them is the director with the film crew behind him shouting through his megaphone “Okay, Kirk, sweetie—Let’s take it from your line ‘Come on! They can’t stop men who want to free!’”  I’ve thought about that cartoon a LOT since 1994.   

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(on Terry Schiavo)

Jeff S: Due to what he sees as the atheistic "fear of death" (which I disagree with) and the marxist/feminist notion of undermining a man's wishes, or the will of God for that matter... It makes sense in that regard. It seems contrary to what we saw with the whole terry Schaivo drama, but what was motivating the politicians who supported keeping her alive? Who were they trying to satisfy?

Dave: Their respective constituencies.  Politicians are usually trying to just get in on the most popular viewpoint and avoid the most unpopular viewpoint.  In the blue state/red state checkerboard pattern of the modern United States it would depend on the jurisdiction.  In San Francisco or Portland, pulling the plug would be a political no-brainer (er—in a manner of speaking) and a good way to score brownie points in the ranks of the electorate.  In Alabama or Mississippi, I would think that supporting “life at all costs” would be a way of picking up brownie points from the electorate.   Most other places were probably just as happy to see it disappear from the headlines before their politicians were forced to piss off half of their constituency by making a choice.

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(response to Rick Sharer)

Steve B: Again, if I remembered your stance wrongly, I apologize. But I thought you were weighing in on the side of the parents in the Schiavo case. And the public perception, certainly the perception of most of those on the "just let her die" side of the fence, was that everyone siding with the parents was "keep her alive in perpetuity, no matter what,
because God is pro-Life." And the parents really were that way – one of them admitted under oath that if Terry HAD said to them that she would have wanted the plug pulled that they would not have honored her request, and gave the sacredness of human life as the reason.

But there were a lot of people on their side who were thoughtfully concerned that this woman *wasn't* a vegetable, and *hadn't* expressed a wish not to be kept that way, and while I think those people were wrong, I don't think they should be lumped in with those other folks. And just from what I know of you, I'm pretty sure that if you *were* on the side of the parents (again, sorry if I got that wrong), you'd be in the second group, not the first.

Dave: Obviously, I tend to think in terms of the intellectual viewpoints involved rather than, say, “the parents”.  If you ask me what I think is right, that would be one answer, if you ask me what the law says, that would be another answer.  In terms of “power of attorney for personal care” if the individual hasn’t got a notarized written preference then the decision falls to the “next of kin” and as far as I know “spouse trumps family” in that particular paper/rock/scissors game although in anything having to do with the courts the wanton and indiscriminate application of money is ultimately going to be the deciding factor.  If the spouse wants to pull the plug because that’s what the patient would’ve wanted, but the parents are willing to mortgage their house and cash in all their securities to pay a high-priced legal firm to fight it, the odds are the parents are going to win whether they’re right in a general sense or right about the patient specifically. 

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Stanley L: Dave's explication, and to a lesser extent his solution, are so specific as to make a higher percentage of agreements statistically unlikely -- I don't think it is any surprise to him if people continue to collectively roll their eyes.

Dave: No, I’ve pretty much accepted at this point that people collectively roll their eyes about me as a matter of course.   With all due respect, I think it’s much easier to roll your eyes than to have a coherent worldview that you’re capable of defending.

Stanley L: One problem that I see is that, when considering the texture of public opinion, Dave requires complete capitulation to his ideas before he will even begin to consider a response as reasonable. I think the idea of making his treatment and/or the decision about his fate public information is brilliant. At the same time, I don't think the vast majority of doctors who are likely to be treating him are going to be influenced by his comic books or his essays, one way or the other. We know which "side" this puts me on, in terms of whether or not Dave would see me as reasonable.

Dave: Well, no. Actually that’s eminently reasonable.  I certainly haven’t heard back from Wilf, nor do I particularly expect to.  It’s just as likely he’s joined in the collective eye-rolling.  Even if he’s able to frame my “power of attorney for personal care” as I’ve outlined it, there’s no guarantee that the courts would allow it or uphold it.  My best guess is that they would take it out of my hands and put it in my family’s hands which is why I have to be so vehement in wanting my family excluded.  Any chink in the armour and they’re going to be in there like a dirty shirt.  And, in the immediate crisis we’re speculating about, I agree.  Doctors is doctors.  They think they’re God because most people treat them that way, so I would assume in the lunatic asylum they work in the odds are they would just bypass Sandeep and demand a contact name for a family member.  The Doctor/Family Axis is pretty much unassailable.  I don’t think that’s right, but I certainly acknowledge that it’s realistic.  Wilf’s a pretty imaginative guy.  If anyone is able to frame a supportable document I would imagine he is.

Stanley L:   It must be nice to be so sure of yourself at all times. Fortunately for the rest of us, there are people like Dave Sim to let us know when we're getting off track.

Dave: All part of the job description—and just think: I don’t charge you a penny for the services provided!  All this ethical societal aggravation is FREE FREE FREE!! Actually I’m not sure of myself.  I make my choices on a “going forward” basis and I accept that I have to live with the consequences if those choices are wrong.  That’s why I strongly recommend that no one take my word for anything.  My soul is at stake on the basis of my choices.  Your soul is at stake on the basis of your choices. 

Jeff  T:  Or that it seems like a good idea to have people that actually share my beliefs make decisions for me when I can't? Decisions that I may actually agree with?

But whether or not the Doctor is influenced by Dave's comics or essays is irrelevant. Will the doctor, without outside influence, act in a way other than the Marxist Medical Association expects him/her to act? Will Dave's wishes be fulfilled in a way that Dave would agree with? Dave's looking for insurance against the Way Things Are, and he's not not going to get that from people that don't share his views. So yeah, the second half of your last paragraph is an unreasonable statement.

Let's not turn this into an attack on Dave, OK? The guy asked for help and/or input on a sensitive issue, not to be skewered *yet again*. If you're so set on proving him wrong, stop proving him right.

Dave: It’s all right, Jeff.  I don’t want to be like the Marxist-feminists and close off debate because people disagreeing with me is somehow “wounding”.  If I’m “wounded” by honest reactions—which I’m sincerely not—that says far more about my own position than it does about people disagreeing with me.   I knew exactly the can of worms that I was opening by bringing the “power of attorney for personal care” to the Yahoos on the basis that I did and I had a pretty good idea what the reaction was going to be.  In my experience doing what you think is right can never factor in possible or likely reactions as a basis for decision-making (What will people think of me?).  There’s right and there’s wrong and most of the time in our world doing what’s right entails severe consequences and doing what’s wrong is pretty much clear sailing.  I’ve done both and that’s been my experience, anyway.
Rick S: Heh. Jeff, my friend, that is your best reply of all time! :)

Jeff S: That's just another reminder, Jeff, of why I like you so much. You have already excluded yourself from this "project," yet you are a man of such ability to reason, that you readily defend Dave's decision. I told Dave on the phone, when he asked about posts (this was around 4 p.m. on October 13, 2005), that he already had one detractor (Chris), which he, of course, expected. Then I told him that I thought his letter was very well-reasoned and, really, the only thing he could do, given his circumstances.

It doesn't matter whether one agrees with him or not. It is his last will and testament. Respect it, or shut up.

Dave: Or disrespect it and speak up—of course I’d prefer that people speaking up limit themselves to contributions that are useful to the project at hand: i.e. how to supersede the Way Society Does Things with what I want society to do in my own case.  But there’s no reason that someone couldn’t rationally dispute the whole idea, suspect my own motives and attempt to undermine my argument as being inherently detrimental to society in all sincerity—just as I do with Marxist-feminism.  If you don’t want your own viewpoints suppressed you can’t advocate the suppression of other viewpoints.  


(more Terry Schiavo)

Jeff:  For the most part, yes, but even that was a dog and pony show meant to distract from the political agenda of restructuring congressional and judicial powers. Reigning in renegade lower courts (in Florida no less!)

Remember, it wasn't just Republicans who voted to have the tube re-inserted. It was 156, joined by 47 Democrats.

Who knows? Maybe this is even more of a reason to get the questions about Powers of Attorney out of the way, so "good" people aren't forced to make "bad" choices because there is no living will.

I agree there are glaring contradictions. I don't know the answer. I think Dave is smart enough to figure it out eventually.But it's not my decision, and it never will be.

Dave: I think at the very least you should be aware if you are in the catbird seat when it comes to “power of attorney for personal care” and who is in the catbird seat when it comes to your own “power of attorney for personal care”.  Here’s a good example: husband says to his wife, “I don’t want to be kept alive artificially.  If there’s any brain damage, I want you to authorize pulling the plug.”  Wife: “I don’t think I could do that.”  You’re better off knowing.  That way you take the decision out of your wife’s hands and put it in your family’s hands or in the hands of someone who is going to do what you want them to do by putting it down on paper legally and having it notorized.  If you’re a spouse or the next of kin for anyone you should ask them what they want to have done and make sure that they get it legally put down on paper if its at variance with the opinion of anyone else who might be a party to the decision-making.  It’s not particularly relevant what you come up with so long as you come up with something and get it framed in legal terms.  Terry Schiavo and her husband evidently had the conversation but they didn’t get it put in writing and notarized.  It would’ve saved them and America a lot of aggravation if they had. 

<< More in-fighting. "This group existed long before Dave" "Don't talk about him behind his back" "He's crazy" "No he's not">>

<<Etc, Etc>>

Dave: Policy is a little different since I get these print-outs.  You’re not talking behind my back except in a time-delayed sense.  I accept that the vast majority of people think I’m crazy.  That’s what I’m trying to work around because it does potentially have long-term repercussions in my life particularly as pertains to “power of attorney for personal care”.  I don’t think saying I’m crazy is particularly helpful in any discussion.  I like to think that if you think I’m crazy that you would steer clear of my work and people who admire/enjoy my work.  I don’t see what’s served in just endlessly repeating that Dave Sim is crazy or collectively rolling your eyes no matter what Dave Sim says.  On the other hand, it may provide a useful catharsis for its participants and it’s pretty easy to avoid when it comes to my own decision-making.  Am I crazy?  I decided some time back that, no. I’m not crazy so I don’t see any pressing need to revisit the question as often as many others seem to see just such a pressing need.


Jeff: All valid points, and food for thought. Thanks.

I still think he is (or was) actually *very* emotional/sensitive

Dave:  I’m pretty much able to hone in on the core points of an argument and determine for myself what I think is right and what I think is wrong.  I’m pretty sure that you can’t do that if you’re *very* emotional/sensitive since those time periods in my life when I was the most emotional/sensitive were the ones where I made the worst decisions.

Jeff: and has adopted an unemotional stance for self preservation.

Dave: I can assure that un-emotionalism is no more a “stance” with me than emotionalism is a “stance” with you.  In both cases it’s a choice.  You think (or, more likely, feel) that emotions need to be factored into decision-making and my own conclusion based on long, hard experience is that emotions are detrimental to decision-making.  I reserve my emotions for things like 9/11, the earthquake in Kashmir, the drowning of New Orleans where my own decision-making doesn’t apply but where I see the Hand of God Writ Large.  My Eid Mubarak card from Reflections on Islam this year shows a ticking clock and quotes Sura Jonah 10:49 “For every nation there is an appointed term.  When their term comes, they cannot delay it for an hour or advance it.”  You know: Happy Eid-al-fitr everyone!  But it’s a very  Islamic approach to address it directly.  Kashmir got hit by this massive earthquake that killed tens of thousands in the first few days of Ramadan.  What else would you have to say when Ramadan is over?  This is what God wants us to be thinking about, obviously.  The big debate now is whether the earthquake was a judgment on Musharraf’s government in Pakistan for siding with the Americans in the War on Terror or on Kashmir as an al-Qaeda hotbed.  To me it seems kind of obvious.  The earthquake didn’t hit Pakistan, it hit Kashmir.  But, again,  these are large issues which genuinely touch my emotions.  Having the flu for three months didn’t touch my emotions.   Where my own decision-making applies or is central (as with “power of attorney for personal care”) I just keep the emotions at a remove from it because I want to make the right choice.

Jeff: Whatever the case may be, I don't want to belabor this *particular* subject with this kind of thing. If he's trying to trust a group of people more than usual, I don't want to slap his hand away.

Dave: No, there again it appears to me that you’re trying to make it into an emotion-based construct—that I’m “reaching out” to people and “trying to trust a group of people”.  I’m trying to make the best possible decision that I can that will create the greatest likelihood of a positive outcome in the eyes of God.  Whether my society will allow me to do that or not is the issue.  Belief in God and Disbelief in Feminism to me are two cornerstones of sanity in our society and I would rather that anyone making decisions on my behalf be as demonstrably sane as possible before I create a situation where they are allowed to do so.  That’s not the same thing, in my view, as reaching out to people or trying to find people I can trust.

 Jeff: There are better subjects for such Sim deconstruction, IMO. Certainly there's no defending "Men grow from sperm, Women grow from eggs" unless it's some kind of clever analogy lost on the masses!

Dave: On the contrary, I think if you analyze sperm nature and egg nature you’ll find that a lot of masculine attributes can be linked to the former and feminine attributes to the latter.  The deeper reading I did on the initial stages of the development of the blastocyst (and even earlier in the process) which I didn’t have room to incorporate into 289/290 only confirmed those viewpoints for me.
Jeff: Maybe I'm just a little uneasy about this whole subject - although there's really no reason I should be. Ah well.....

Dave: With all due respect, Jeff, I think your uneasiness is soul-deep.  These discussions touch on the secular context that you inhabit as well as I do and that you need to make as many hard decisions as I do and get them put down in the form of a legal document after having a number of very uncomfortable discussions with the relevant figures in your own “power of attorney for personal care” construct.  The construct exists even if you don’t take an active role in shaping it.  I think you have the disadvantage of not really having any belief system to apply to your decision-making.  What do you want done if you’re incapacitated and why is that what you want to have done?  It’s far easier discussing Terry S. as if she’s some remote laboratory specimen and the only one who will ever go through it rather than considering that you could be the next Terry S.

Jeff: He also attributed the "Give Elian Gonzoles political asylum in order to keep him from is father" attitude to atheist/marxist/feminists. If you believe that was the sole reason, then yes.

Dave: I do think that the father should have control over a minor’s decision-making where that decision-making is at variance with the mother’s wishes which I think was the core issue in that story.  As far as I know the father is a communist ideologue which I’m not.  To me, the father controlling a minor’s decision-making supersedes all other considerations including what I or anyone else might think is in the minor’s best interests.

Larry H: Except that it was conservative Republicans (anti-Castro) who were doing that, not Democrats or lefties. And if conservative Republicans are atheist/marxist/feminists too, then why does Dave consider them to be "his team"?
Dave:  See above.

Jeff: No idea. Does Dave still believe that about the Gonzalez episode? Could it be that "bad seeds" within the Republican party did this for said reasons (and also to contradict Clinton in every way possible - making him appear to be a Castro/Communist supporter)? And in calling them "his team" is it just that they most closely match
his ideas, if not perfectly?
Dave:  See above.

Unknown:  I'm asking at this point because I'm curious. I'm encouraging Rick to share his answers with Dave because I'm not sure that he's aware of the sort of  people who are going to be saying "yes"
Dave: If by “the sort of people” you mean people who believe in God and who aren’t feminists, yes, that’s exactly “the sort of people” I was hoping would agree.  That’s why I made those the criteria.

Rick S: O
ne thing Dave *is* sure of, is that he's screening out the people who *aren't* going to be saying "yes", and apparently that's much more important to him. Dave has been blasted for two things over the last decade: his stance on the Genders (to the point of being habitually labelled as a "misogynist"), and his newly found belief in God. Is it any wonder that he would require these two declarations from people he needs to trust?

Billy B: I've just got back from a few days away on business in Belfast, so I woke up at 4 this morning in Belfast, have been on a plane for 3 hours to Rome from which I drove across to the other side of Italy taking a further 3 1/2 hours. I'm now back in the office at work and have seen some of the postings on this matter. I will now proceed to print out this text from Dave and read it closely over the weekend hopefully coming to some kind of decision on what position to take, or what steps I need to take so as to clarify what all this entails. From what I've read in the group's replies to this post (I haven't  read any of Dave's text yet directly) I would agree with Dave's one God position though I obviously do not think that all 3 monotheistic religions or their respective multitude of offshoot religions are serving their one God in the way He suggests. I would also agree with his anti-feminist stance, I am quite open in conversation when the topic comes up that I am not a feminist explaining why not, but Dave does see me as a married man to have capitulated to the feminist stance (I may wait until Dave's reply to my latest letter arrives before taking a official position about this, as I brought the subject up in it).

Dave: As Billy would have discovered I don’t see him as having capitulated to feminism by marrying Francesca.  I think it does put him in a potentially awkward context relative to his society depending on how Francesca chooses to be.  At the same time, I’m reasonably certain that Francesca is a devout Jehovah’s Witness and that that serves to check her conventionally rebellious female nature which I think devout faith tends to do.  If, as a woman, you have eliminated God from consideration or reconfigured Him in your feminist image, then I think you will just go through life rebelling and, thus, making you a problem for any guy who makes the mistake of finding himself within your context.  I also don’t envy Billy when it becomes apparent the level of feminist indoctrination to which Emily and Kevin will be subject when they get into the later grades.  That’s my biggest concern as an anti-feminist is that I would be legally kept from raising my children as anti-feminists because of the feminist dictatorship (of course my wife would have left long before that, but there’s still the level of responsibility—my son’s being turned into a little girl and my daughter is being trained to become a man and there’s nothing I can do about it)

Billy::  I also do not agree with those who think that medicine is the solution to all problems, the only medication I use regularly is Ventolin for my Asthma, I also use other medication
when absolutly necessary, but I do always look for a non-medical solution when there is one. In any case I just wanted to let you all know that I have seen this Post and will be making some kind of decision about it as soon as I've established the position I should take.

Larry H: Maybe it bugs you just a *little* bit that no matter how close you've gotten to Dave through recent correspondence, no matter how supportive you've demonstrated yourself to be, no matter how much hard work you've done on his behalf here on the list...he still equates you with Hilary Clinton or Cindy Sheehan "in the final analysis".I certainly understand if that's the case. ;)

Dave: Larry I really wish that if you are going to take this direct attack approach on my politics that you leave the little “winky-smiley” face off of the end.  As a general rule, I tend to find it a lazy literary device which allows people to be a little more direct than they want to be and then to take the edge off by putting those idiotic symbols in there ;).  See what I mean?  Just for the record, no one gets close to Dave.  It is (inexplicably) a thing devoutly to be wished in some quarters but as I just finished explaining in a letter to Dan Parker, what I’m interested in are ideas.  I was interested in the 13-page David Brin piece that you sent me if only because you thought that his view of the Iraqi occupation reflects your own viewpoint more eloquently than you could manage.  There have been other things you’ve sent that were just tedious or, to me, irrelevant. In neither case did I respond to the name on the envelope apart from recognizing who it was from.  I respond when I open the envelope and see what the person has to say and what question they want me to answer.  I try to answer all questions but if the answer to the question is “I just don’t think that evidence supports feminism as a positive force in society” then I’m not apt to have a positive response to the person’s letter.  If the next letter allows me to commit to paper something I’ve been mulling over for the previous four weeks then I’m apt to have a positive response to that letter.  But in neither case does the response “carry over”.  Oh, yay—a letter from Dan Parker.  I’ve had letters from Dan that were in both categories.  I take them as they come.    >

Jeff T: Not really, but only because I *expect* that. It just seems an odd forum for such a request to me. But for someone with no family connections, and apparently very few friends, I suppose it makes sense. Of course I'd be lying if I said I wasn't at least a *little* upset about being "shut out" of this current policy-- but at the same time I'm relieved that this laid-back-and-jovial-on-the-outside-but-stressed-out-control-freak-on-the-inside has one less thing to be responsible for because it's completely out of my control. It's Dave's choice, and that's fine with me!  I will continue to help where I can, to be a part of the community, and be involved with Dave until he tells me to "Go On, Beat It, and Scram" because I respect the man, his work... and of course -- I'm a raving, drooling fanboy:)

Unknown: ...I told him of the gist of the posts thus far was, "Well if it's posted on the group and 48 hours later a couple of  people have come out in favor of it, that just says something about the nature of the society that we live in today." I had to agree with that.

Unknown:   Did he think it said a good thing or a bad thing?

Unknown:  Larry, I would guess, from his tone of voice that it would indicate the overall decline of  society as we know it; or, at least, as he knows it.That's what I figured, but I need to specify further. What seemed to be indicative of a bad thing to him? The fact that a few people responded so quickly (indicating we're all geeks with no life off-line)? The fact that ONLY a few people responded so quickly? Thefact that people responded so SLOWLY?

Larry: 'Cause at the very least, he's mistaken about how quickly the responses came. It wasn't up for 48 hours before Matt made his pledge and you and Rick chimed in, was it? Less than a day, to my recollection. And if the post was up for longer than that before I actually read it, well, does Dave think all of us are here on line all the time? I'm asking a legitimate question here, not presuming I know the answer. Just what did Dave seem disappointed with?

Dave: Obviously (?):  that out of thousands of potential candidates only two or three were willing to state publicly that they believe in God and that they think feminism is misguided.  I wasn’t disappointed.  I was certainly curious as to how many—if any—would volunteer.  Had I been heart-stoppingly interested enough to be “disappointed” with the result I could’ve gone down to the library to check it on an hourly basis.  It was more a matter of I had set off the bomb and now I had other things to get caught up on before I find out what the results of the bomb going off were.  Three responses actually surprised me with the immediacy of it.  It certainly had the intellectual texture of my having gotten that one thin strand across the chasm between feminist society and the sane society of the future.  Only it turned out to be several strands—Rick, Jeff, Billy, Sandeep and possibly Matt.  The immediacy now moves to Wilf and whether he’s able to actually frame an agreement in these terms that will stand up in our Marxist courts.  That’s a great load off my shoulders the same as finishing the Archive was a great load off my shoulders.  Anytime I can get a load off my shoulders, I tend to regard it as a positive experience.

Mike B: I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I am a monotheist and not a feminist. I don't know if my ideas of either aspect jibe with what Dave has in mind, nor am I sure I'd like the responsibility. So for now, I'm with Matt, still thinking about this.

Dom: What you're forgetting here is the third factor: IN ORDER TO GET DAVE'S POWER OF ATTORNEY. Members not declaring belief in one God or asserting their anti-feminism is not the sum total of the experience. Dave didn't just ask how many Yahoos believed in one God and were anti-feminists; he did so in a context. Even with NO SUCH CONDITIONS, how many people in the usual scheme of things would really want to assume such responsibility Dave is discussing here in relation to someone else? Not very many, I'd guess, especially someone else they do not know personally. I wouldn't seek out that sort of authority in relation to anyone, and I hope I'm never in a position where I have to assume it. That so MANY Yahoos have so quickly come forward is impressive in a way entirely opposite to the tone of Dave's response.

Dave: I think it’s more quiet confidence that I have in the God-fearing.  It’s one of those things that your God-fearing nature will respond to.  “This request is being directed at me and I need to step up to the plate.” And you step up to plate. Happens all the time.

Bryan: Of course there are many reasons why, but I don't see the point in enumerating my differences with his "Will and Paranoiament" as it seems I am brainless and on drugs (despite the fact that I have a brain and dont do drugs -- even alchohol which IS a drug and which Dave does) and not currently a dues paying member -- or a member paying even the scantest attention to the current "orders" and regulations proclimated by the Oprah society or the femi-marxist-homosexualist-transgendered and vomit tasting society that he THINKS I must belong to.

How could I not have a brain (even one that has scheduling properties in abundance -- or affinity with the blackberry crowd) AND be a member of all these Dave-imagined secret societies ??????

I kind of get the feeling that he has been diagnosed with a mental condition and/or brain tumor --- elstwise why all the morbid discussion about different phases of morbidity. Sad I think.

Dave: No.  I would never have myself diagnosed.  This whole process is just a matter of finishing off all the implications attached to Cerebus as a creative work and myself as a human being.  As you can see from the discussion above, I think that it’s each person’s individual responsibility to cover all of these bases and is, therefore, my responsibility in my own case.  The same as I arranged and paid for my own funeral.  The only alternative would be to leave it as a responsibility for someone else who was only vaguely interested.  I didn’t get all those things done before issue 300 because doing the book was a full-time job, but I consider them my job in the same way that I considered getting issue 300 done and out in March 2004 to be my job.

Bryan: But, congratulations AND thanks to ANYONE able to pass the Dave test and volunteer for the position.

Bryan, who really thinks Dave should just make an iron clad will and testament -- living will -- or legal arrangement.

The only problem I see with that is the first sentence in a will (or all the wills that I have been exposed to) ..... "Being of sound mind and body...." which if he isnt, then he cant lie because God wouldnt want that -- and if he puts his whole life in God's hands -- why wouldn't God MAKE SURE that God got what God wanted out of Dave's entire Legacy?

Dave: It’s quite possible that this discussion is a big part of what God wanted out of my legacy or “legacy”.  Guessing what it is that God wants and expects of me is the core of my life at this point. In the same sense that I knew I wasn’t done with Cerebus when I finished issue 300.  Collected Letters struck me as the next natural thing, arranging my own funeral and then the Cerebus Archive after that, then staying current with the mail, Following Cerebus, attending City Hall meetings, praying five times a day, fasting in Ramadan.  Everything gets measured against the “What does God want me to do?” yardstick.   

Bryan: He did devote everything to him/her. Heh

Jeff S: No, he doesn't (drink). He hasn't had anything alcoholic to drink for, I think, over a couple of years. I'm not sure of the timeline without looking back at my letters, but I know that he doesn't drink alcohol. Frankly, I was surprised that he still drinks caffeinated beverages.

Dave: Actually, I picked Mountain Dew when I was watching the Diamondback Tournament because I thought it didn’t have caffeine in it.  If it did, it sure wasn’t very much because I had been drinking very little caffeine at that point.  I use caffeine as a drug if I’m falling asleep and it’s important that I stay awake but I try to limit it to that because regular caffeine consumption just becomes a self-sustaining thing:  I need to drink lots of coffee just to feel normal.  I haven’t had any alcohol to drink since January of 2003 and no coffee since before Ramadan.

<More in-fighting.>

Okay.  Is it possible to ask if people want their in-fighting (or what Jeff considers to be in-fighting) included in these print-outs?  I don’t want anyone to feel like they’re being censored on my behalf.

Billy B: I want to discuss some of these points to get your opinion on them before discussing them directly with Dave. Some of you have discussed this matter with Dave over the phone, so you might have already mentioned some of these things and have his thoughts on them. So please feel free to comment:

"If I didn't plug myself in—and I can't conceive of any situation where I would plug myself in—then I can't see "unplugging" me as euthanasia"

Well the basic meaning of euthanasia is simply "a good death" so any decision making that leads to "a good death" can be called euthanasia, they call it "passive euthanasia" as opposed to actively trying to achieve death in a terminal sickness situation, which is
called "active euthanasia". Having said that I am personally not necessarily against "passive euthanasia", but I do see the following view of Dave's as an exaggeration of the point:

"If I'm incapable of getting to a store on my own to buy food and prepare it and eat it
and wash the dishes afterwards then, in my view, I'm dead already so everything that happens outside of those parameters to keep me alive would be contrary to my personal preferences"

As far as I know, having discussed the matter with him while he was visiting at my place, Dave already doesn't do much in the way of  food preparation and dish washing at home in the first place, does that mean he is already dead?

Dave: I make salads or sandwiches, put toppings on crackers, open cans of food with the can opener.  Since I only have one large plate, one small plate, one bowl and three glasses, I pretty much have to wash dishes after each meal.  

Billy B: If he was incapacitated and had to ask someone else to bring food to him because for some reason he couldn't go out and buy it does that mean he is already dead?

Dave: I don’t think I’m capable of asking someone else to bring me food.  I ordered chicken soup from Swiss Chalet on a regular basis when I had the flu for three months earlier this year, but I still went out to the ATM to get money to do that when I should have been putting it on VISA which probably caused a relapse or two.  I still went and answered the door.  If I was absolutely infirm and confined to my bed I think I would just take it as a sign to stop eating and let nature take its course.

Billy: I think there is a big difference between being able to do the things he lists in the sentence quoted above, and not being able to eat and digest food without medical/technological assistance.

If Dave is in this situation:

"Let's say that I get hit by the bus and I'm just a little, you know, confused for a couple of days or let's say that I get hit by the bus and I'm lapsing in and out of a coma."

Who decides whether the coma he is "lapsing in and out of" is possibly turning into something more definitive or not, would Dave approve of assistance in being able to nourish himself in this circumstance?

Dave: It would depend on whether I got hit by the bus and got taken to a hospital or if I got hit by the bus and managed to make it back here to my room.  In the former instance I think society would dictate that I get “plugged in” if it was just a matter of broken bones or internal injuries healing so I would be kind of compelled to go along with it.  If I unplugged myself all I would accomplish is getting strapped down good and tight so I couldn’t do that again and buying myself some extensive Marxist-feminist psychiatric treatment when I was pasted back together.  If I made it back here I would probably just lie there and die as best I could although I would probably get taken to a hospital eventually just because Gerhard would face criminal liability for not turning me in, I think, and if I had any suppurating wounds I’d start to smell pretty bad by the time he was coming in a couple of Tuesdays later.  He’ll do what he thinks is right and so will I.

Billy B: I ask because the question arises, if Dave asks for assistance during one of the "lapsing in" moments, then this could be considered as "plugging himself in".

"anyone of the Yahoos who is willing—in the event of my incapacity—to declare themselves, publicly, here on the Internet to believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam"


I declare this publicly already on a regular basis, and am willing to do so on the internet.

"and to declare themselves not to be feminists (that is, to declare publicly that they don't believe men and women are equal and that—having followed my argument as thoroughly as you all have—they agree and agree to agree publicly that yes, the evidence supports Dave Sim, it doesn't support Oprah Winfrey, that the Fourteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are indeed Impossible, not difficult or unlikely or improbable: Impossible)"

No problem on this either, but would Dave agree with me as I am married?!?

"They would be required to register with you, Wilf, under their real names and with all pertinent contact information so that they can be notified at the moment of my entering into a state of incapacity either voluntarily (i.e. an operation—very unlikely) or as the result of an accident or "accident".

So should interested parties send their information to Wilf's fax number at the top of the message?

Dave: Yes. Or you can send it in care of me and I’ll forward it to Wilf.

Billy: Do you think my distance from where Dave is situated could be viewed as a reason to not go through with this? I know many North Americans live very far away from him too, but they are at least on the same continent. I would, in the case that I am one of a group of say 5 men that accept the responsibility entailed by this document, prefer to be in a position to jump on a plane to Dave's neck of the woods if needs be, so as to be able to ascertain the facts and communicate with the relative people face to face, rather than to simply vote on matters from a great distance. But considering the distance that would likely be impossible for me. Who would be conveying info on Dave's condition to the group? Gerhard? If Gerhard is also not around by that time? Something makes me think that at least one or more of the God fearing/non-feminist group would have to be there in proximity to Dave so as to manage things and to confer with those others over the internet who are not local to the events.

Dave: As far as I can see it would be Sandeep Atwal since he just lives over in Waterloo.  Sandeep and his lap-top if he’s got one so he could let the four others know what’s going on.  It wouldn’t be Gerhard because he’s the sole beneficiary of the will so he’s legally not able to make decisions about my medical treatment. 


Billy: "I don't pray to God with any medical specificity in medical situations—my own or others—but certainly for those who ask God for guidance and regularly receive it through prayer, that is entirely up to them and they are welcome to use that as the basis of their decision in a formal vote. I would ask that they pray to God, rather than YHWH or Allah (unless their prayers are in Arabic) or the Synoptic Jesus or his mother, Mary or any of the other "gods" which human beings are inclined to join with God"

Well Dave cannot tell me how to pray! I believe that YHWH/Yahweh/Jehovah is God's name, the term God is His title not His name. So even if I did chose to omit the name of God from such prayers, and chose to use only His title, of what value would that be? I would still be praying to Jehovah God (YHWH) in my inner self. Does Dave think we can trick God by using an alternative wording in our prayers?

Dave: No, of course not.  But I’m reasonably certain that your belief in God runs deeper than your belief in Jehovah and you just aren’t aware of it.  I certainly have no problem staking my life on that gut instinct response of mine.

Billy: "I would mandate that any and all parts of my treatment (or, rather, "treatment") be posted to the Yahoo discussion group on the Internet."

Again who would be doing this conveying of information to the group?

Dave: Again, Sandeep, but this is another instance where there might be legal roadblocks preventing that from happening.  Sandeep may have to paraphrase what’s going on depending on what Wilf finds out about ownership of my own medical condition in those instances (I don’t know how else to put it).  With malpractice becoming ubiquitous it would surprise me that patients have any control over descriptions of their own medical conditions.  I assume he would apply appropriate time constraints.  If the doctors are saying they need a decision in 24 hours, he can leave it pretty open.  If they need a decision in an hour then you go to a far more intense Cuban Missile Crisis level of discussion on a roundtable basis.  Sandeep types his view, Billy responds, Jeff responds to that, Rick responds to that and its back to Sandeep to sum it up or (if there’s time left on the clock) to go around the circle again.  But, in those situations everyone has to accept that there’s no time for people to be jawing just to see their own thoughts on the computer screen.  If you have a helpful suggestion, make it.  If you don’t have anything to add, don’t add anything.  Probably leave the last ten minutes for prayer, call for a recorded vote and then notify the doctors. 

Billy: "Obviously, in my case, this requires both global outreach and patience over time to find even a handful of genuinely simpatico individuals"

The Italian word "simpatico" does not mean the same thing as its English usage, only the latter type of meaning applies here because "simpatico" in Italian means likeable or having attractive qualities, pleasing. As quite usual in language development the English meaning of this Italian word has undergone a radical modification in meaning over a relatively short time. In any case I really want to be of any assistance possible to Dave during this eventuality and as I've said I would have no problem formally declaring myself of the God fearing/non feminist persuasion. So once having pondered over the points I have raised above, and having discussed them with Dave directly I will based on what Dave says go ahead with this.

Dave: Sorry for the misapplication of “simpatico”.  I was using it, Humpty-Dumpty like, in the sense it has come to mean of ‘sympathetic but not in an emotional sense: aligned with or in alignment with”.

Jeff T: I think you have it right. It was a Dave exaggeration. I think that he believes that any form of "living" where you can't absorb nutrition in an unassisted way isn's "living" at all - it's forced existence.

Dave: That’s my best guess.  I also think that assisted living is an extreme result of being really, really far off of God’s chosen path for you.  Some people really need to be flat on their backs for six months or a year or two years recovering to even have a chance of seeing their lives with great enough clarity to actually make a difference.  In my view, both of my parents went through it and proved that in their case it was a waste of time.  Inside of 24 hours after being released from hospital after triple bypass surgery, my father was forcing down a glass of red wine with dinner even though it tasted terrible to him. Inside of twelve hours of being released from hospital after a heart attack my mother was back smoking again.  That’s beyond perverse, to me. They had no clearer a picture of who and what they were when it was over than they did when their medical emergencies descended upon them.  The key thing to me is to stick as closely as you can to God’s path so that he doesn’t have to hit you with something like that.  I could be wrong—both about the nature of extreme medical emergencies and my own chance of experiencing one—in which case I have to plan for it as if it’s going to happen tomorrow.  Which is what I’m trying to do here.

Jeff T: Isn't "plugging in" a reference to mechanical life support? If Dave is aware (and considered to be of sound mind by an observer and/or witness) and asks to be put on life-support-- I think that would be an overriding factor, legally speaking. Otherwise, he would be considered *not* of sound mind (lapsing) and such decisions would fall to those who he approves for such decisions in advance.

Dave: It’s very possible that not wanting to be put on life support could qualify you as insane in a medical context.  Double jeopardy, in other words:  we’ll hook you up and then pump you full of psychoactive drugs because you don’t think the way we do and then we’ll start working on making you think the way we do.  That’s when the George Orwell “fun” would really begin, I imagine.

Jeff T: That could be problematic as you have willingly entered into a state of merged permanence, a feminist construct.

 If I were you, I'd pursue the idea until told otherwise by Dave. We're not talking about sitting at his bedside and holding his hand while he awaits death - we're talking about the quick and effective exchange of information, and decisions made by like minded individuals that Dave would approve of. He may be a Luddite, but at this point, Dave appears to at least respect the ability of the internet to serve that function effectively -- in conjunction with telephone communications, etc.

Dave: Yes, exactly.  Even if it ends up not being needed in my own case, I think more people should use the Internet and its cybernetic reach when it comes to making medical decisions and fighting for control over the decision to disseminate diagnostic assessments and prescriptions widely enough so as to catch malpractice earlier in the game.  Remember half of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.  And I don’t think the incident Dan cited is an exception.  “Oops this isn’t for him.”  How often does that happen where the family second-guesses themselves.  “These people are medical professionals and who am I to question what they’re doing?” That would be a good hair-splitting argument for the Adversary to adopt.  “He saw the medication, he thought it didn’t seem right but he didn’t say anything.  J’accuse. I charge him with murder by the sin of omission.” 


Jeff T: Who would be conveying the info? That probably has to be worked out with the legal representation. Functions to be put into effect at the onset of illness, legal reps contacting approved guardians, etc. To be worked out in the future, I assume.

I am in no way qualified to attempt an answer to the rest of your questions.
Matt D: I think Dave was exaggerating. Obviously, if Dave broke his leg and couldn't get out, he wouldn't be dead.

This is where those of us who take Dave up on the offer have to start playing the "Yeah, but"/"What if...?" game. Where we ask Dave to cover his wishes in case of any number of situations arrising. As Dave doesn't like discussing the hypothetical, this may be hard.

"Better go get Koshie." You'd have to ask Dave. When I talked to him, and I mentioned that my girlfriend is in the healthcare field, and could therefore help inform my opinion, Dave didn't say that having a girlfriend disqualifed me.

I suggest that once the group starts making their declarations that we should all trade contact info so if and when the time comes, Gerhard or whoever can put up the signal and then we can figure out who can get there soonest.

Once one of us is onsite, I would assume that they can inform everybody through the group so there is a "Melmoth-esqe" record of what's going on.

Thanks Billy.

Larry H: This is why Dave wants people who believe in God, and who tend to pray to Him for guidance. He doesn't so much want you to quibble over the minutae of individual scenarios as he wants to be assured you get the gist of what he's after and will use your own best judgement to fill in the gaps, and that where your own best judgement is insufficient to the task, you'll pray to God for clarification or resolve.

Given his personal belief system, that does make a lot of sense.

I don't think Dave is asking that you all agree to live exactly as he would. He wants people who consider themselves to be on his team. If you said that you had to ask your girlfriend/wife if it's ok with her that you manage Dave's estate, I think you'd get the gong pretty quickly, but just having one isn't going to disqualify you in and of itself. 'Course, I don't think Dave imagines anyone's wife or girlfriend putting up with a self-declared anti-feminist for very long, so he probably thinks you're going to have to Make. A. Choice. real soon.

I think what Dave is getting at is that he'd *prefer* that the folks in question pray to the one God of monotheism, not just to the god that they think "rules" over all of the other gods. Remember, Dave seems to think that the Jews of the prophetic time were tricked into praying to YooHWHoo when they really intended to pray to God, and he considers them to be on the good team.

- Larry Hart

Sandeep: Well, I'm a little late to the party. I just finished reading Dave's letter and have only skimmed a couple of the posts. I guess therelevant part is:

"...declare themselves, publicly, here on the Internet to believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam and to declare themselves not to be feminists (that is, to declare publicly that they don't believe men and women are equal and that—having followed my argument as thoroughly as you all have—they agree and agree to agree
publicly that yes, the evidence supports Dave Sim, it doesn't support Oprah Winfrey, that the Fourteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are indeed Impossible, not difficult or unlikely or improbable: Impossible)..."

Okay. I, Sandeep S. Atwal publicly declare that I believe in God. I believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam. I publicly declare that no, I am not a feminist. I am an anti-feminist. I do not believe that men and women are equal. I believe that women are self-evidently inferior to men. Yes, I agree that the evidence clearly supports Dave Sim's position, specifically the arguments he makes in Reads and Tangent.

I guess that's reasonably clear. I will submit the above in a letter to Dave's lawyer, Wilf. I think this would have been an interesting question even if it were not related to any gruesome getting-hit-by-a-bus issue. I think actually dealing with any medical decisions (many, many years down the road, I'm sure) will be a complete and total hassle, for the reasons Dave describes, but I certainly wouldn't have any problem helping out Dave. I think it's nice he approached the group with this.

<This post, of course, lead to an extended debate on feminism.>

Lenny:  Never too late to join the part, Sandy! LEt me take a stab at it too:

I , Leonard B. Cooper, publicly, here on the Internet do believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam and do declare myself not to be feminist as Dave Sim, creator of Cerebus has defined the term. That is, I don't believe men and women are equal, because equal would pretty much mean they are exact replicas of each other. I don't believe ANYONE is equal to anyone else. They're not equal, they're not interchanagable, they're not the same. We are all individuals. I do, however, believe that men and women are entitled to equal protection under the laws of humanity and that they should have equal opportunity to succeed or fail. But equal? No. I also do NOT believe that women are "inferior" to men (or vice versa).

Moreover, having followed Dave's argument as thoroughly as I have, I agree and agree to agree publicly that yes, the evidence supports Dave Sim, it doesn't support Oprah Winfrey, that the Fourteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are indeed Impossible, not difficult or unlikely or improbable: Impossible. That is,

It is impossible that a mother who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the nursing of her children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a mother who hand-rears her children full time (although I ALSO believe it is impossible that a father who works a full-time job and delegates to strangers the nursing of his children eight hours a day, five days a week does just as good a job as a father who hand-rears his children full time).

It is impossible that it makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its mother - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society (although I also believe that it is impossible that it makes great sense for the government to pay 10 to 15,000 dollars a year to fund a daycare space for a child so its father - who pays perhaps 2,000 dollars in taxes - can be a contributing member of society.

It is impossible that a woman's doctor has more of a valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the father of that fetus (although I also believe that it is impossible that a man has a more valid claim to participate in the decision to abort a fetus than does the mother of that fetus).

It is impossible that so long as a woman makes a decision after consulting with her doctor, she is incapable of making an unethical choice (although I also believe that it is generally not unethical for a woman for a woman to make a choice concerning her own body to the extent that it does not end another "life," a term subject to some debate).

It is impossible that a car with two steering wheels, two gas pedals and two brakes drives more efficiently than a car with one steering wheel, one gas pedal and one brake which is why marriage should always be an equal partnership (although I also believe that a marriage should strive to be an equal partnership in terms of reflecting the desires of both of its participants) (of whatever gender or genders the couple may be).

It is impossible that it is absolutely necessary for women to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for men, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be "women only" environments from which men are excluded (although I also believe that it is impossible that it is absolutely necessary for men to be allowed to join or participate fully in any gathering place for women, just as it is absolutely necessary that there be "men only" environments from which women are excluded.

It is impossible that because it involves taking jobs away from men and giving them to women, affirmative action makes for a fairer and more just society (although I also believe that affirmative action can lead to a fairer and more just society because it compensates certain segments of our society for handicaps that they endure due to societal inequity that is no fault their own).

It is impossible that it is important to have lower physical standards for women firepersons and women policepersons so that, one day, half of all firepersons and policepersons will be women, thus more effectively protecting the safety of the public (although I also believe . . . well, actually, I think this one stands OK all on its own!).

Dave: You do realize in that case that this is not the way that society is presently structured and that I’m the only person who has specifically been willing to say this out loud and not back down from it?

It is impossible that affirmative action at colleges and universities needs to be maintained now that more women than men are being enrolled, in order to keep from giving men an unfair advantage academically (although I also believe that affirmative action can still lead to a fairer and more just society because it compensates certain segments of our society for handicaps that they endure due to societal inequity that is no fault their own).

It is impossible that having ensured that there is no environment for men where women don't belong (see no.6) it is important to have zero tolerance of any expression or action which any woman might regard as sexist to ensure greater freedom for everyone (although I also do believe that sexism should, generally, continue to be fought in all of its insidious, and sometimes very subtle, incarnations).

It is impossible that only in a society which maintains a level of 95% of alimony and child support being paid by men to women can men and women be considered as equals (although I also believe that alimony is not a bad idea, per se, but that it should be allotted on a gender blind basis, giving prime regard to the economic realities of the marriage).

It is impossible that an airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more (although I admit "impossible" seems a big word here, but I will say, uncategorically, that to the extent that it is impossible that an airline stewardess who earned $20,000 a year at the time that she married a baseball player earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more, it is ALSO impossible that an airline steward who earned $20,000 a year at the time that he married a woman earning $6 million a year is entitled, in the event of a divorce, to $3 million for each year of the marriage and probably more) (does that do it? If not, I'll go with, yes, it's impossible).

It is impossible that a man's opinions on how to rear and/or raise a child are invalid because he is not the child's mother. However, his financial obligation is greater because no woman gets pregnant by herself (although, I also believe . . . oh wait . . . see parenthetical to #8, above).

It is impossible that disagreeing with any of these statements makes you anti-woman and/or a misogynist (diito, b/c I ain't no anti-woman misogynist!).

Ummm..I'm only seeing 14, not 16, in the TCJ scan of this essay at http://tinyurl.com/cjdj2 . Am I missing something? Can anyone help me out here on the last 2?

And all that aside, so am I in??


Dave: I think if you were to agree that, overall, women are going to come in second to men in virtually all areas and disciplines and professions—that is, that there are always going to be women who can compete successfully against men but that those women are the exceptions and not the rule and that it isn’t a matter of giving women more time to compete so that somewhere up ahead we will have a society where every area of society is divided 50-50 with female cops and female soldiers doing the same jobs as male cops and male soldiers.  I mean, this is the ground that Lawrence Summers of Harvard ventured onto to his eternal regret and at a $50-million cost to the Harvard budget (the programmatic penance he paid in choosing to finance Marxist revisionism to make the male-female statistics in all areas at Harvard achieve numerical parity by hook or by crook).  Let me put it this way, the top nuclear physicist in the world right now may very well be a woman.  I certainly wouldn’t rule it out.  The ballsiest politician of the 1980s turned out to be a woman: Margaret Thatcher.  I’m not saying that women are incapable of achieving in very competitive fields.  But the question that Lawrence Summers was addressing was a general one. Why are fewer women generally proving to be less capable of achieving in the higher maths and sciences?  Why do women generally drop out of engineering at a higher rate than men?  Why do women generally settle for mid-level positions in a given discipline or profession instead of keeping pace with their male counterparts through the education process, into the apprenticeship stage and then into the highest levels of competition?  I think the evidence supports an answer which suggests that that’s because women are disinclined to compete at the higher levels of virtually all disciplines and professions.  Even women doctors are working less hours than their male counterparts.  Why?  I think the evidence supports an answer which suggests that it is because women are disinclined to practice medicine in the same way that men do—as an obsessive and all-consuming interest.  Women doctors are working fewer hours and fewer days a week and are booking more time for children, family and relationships.  In a truly competitive field full of over-achievers, that attitude is not going to take you to the top—not because of prejudice but because obsessive and all-consuming interest in a subject is the necessary commodity to come out on top.  Take it from someone who did 300 issues of a comic book.  I think the wrong message to take out of that is that men could learn something from the women in those decisions (i.e. men should back off and book more time for children, family and relationships).  With a doctor shortage that is getting worse and worse we’re going to be better off—as a society, I mean, I don’t believe in doctors, personally—we’re going to be better off with more doctors for whom medicine is an obsessive and all-consuming interest.  Put another way, each place in a medical classroom that you give to a woman is going to end up getting you, as a society, half to three-quarters of a doctor, whereas each place you give to a man is going to give you a full to one-and-a-half doctors. 

I think one of those fatuous jargon terms for the disabled—the “differently abled”—can be used to apply to women more successfully.  Women are “differently abled”.  They are less likely to have what it takes in a competitive field than are the men, but they are very well suited to being wives and mothers if they choose to be.  Even the UN is only pushing for 20% female representation in the world’s  legislatures.  Why? Why not set your goal at 50%? Because they are hard-pressed coming up with 20% of women who are interested in running even if the places are reserved for them and they, consequently, have a much higher chance of winning than the men do.  To reiterate: it is only masculine women who are pushing for nonsensical levels of numerical parity and attempting to create the illusion that this represents a female consensus of some kind.  I really don’t think that it does. 

And I think it does a fundamental disservice to the Margaret Thatcher of Nuclear Physics to be force-feeding women into the system in greater numbers than their levels of interest and aptitude would otherwise dictate and lowering standards so they can stick at it longer with less effort.  In a competitive field, you’re just going to look at her and say she got her position through preferential selection, quotas. 

I think all employment and selection standards should be universal.  If a recruit can’t carry a 60 kg. pack on a ten-mile march he doesn’t make the cut.  If a female recruit can’t do it, she shouldn’t make the cut either.  If she can, I’m the last person that would block her from signing up and the first person to applaud her making the grade. 

See, I think if you keep hedging your bets on these things you just perpetuate an unfair system than gives unfair advantage to one gender over the other and only hurts the women who are actually able to compete. 

______________________________________________

Larry H: Second to me, you're probably the *least* likely to qualify.

LOSER! ;)

Lenny:  Actually..not really. If his will is consistent with his posted message, then anyone posting on the site a message in the form described would have a colorable legal position that they have the right to vote on Dave's health care in the event of his disability. Even if Dave were to say "no..he's not in", if his will says what he's said it says, Dave's opinion would just be something that a trier of fact (such as a jury or judge) would weigh (assuming there was a challenge to the poster's right) in coming to a conclusion

Dave: Mm, it’s not my will.  It’s my “power of attorney for personal care” declaration.  You can have one without the other.  The latter is just to indicate who makes the calls for me if I can’t make them for myself.  On the subject of a “trier of fact” that’s what we’re trying to establish ahead of time: the legality of what I’m trying to do because obviously there won’t be time to go to a judge or a jury in a medical emergency. I need to have the document framed as I envision it and then I’m going to need to get some legal opinions to shore it up that can be, say, downloaded from the Internet and presented to any doctor on-duty at any hospital that I’m brought to in an unconscious state.  The Doctor/Family Axis is too firmly entrenched—and the idea of voting on medical treatment on the Internet is, at present, too far-fetched—to think they’re just going to take Sandeep’s word for it.  Doctors are very used to the idea that what they say goes and what they say is “Who is the next-of-kin?”  That’s the only thing they’ll want to know from Sandeep.  I mean, they’re going to know Sandeep isn’t next-of-kin right away (unless my mother had a Sikh milkman on the side when I was growing up). I would assume that they would call the police to force him to divulge a name.  If he just gives up the name voluntarily then he’ll disappear off of their radar screens.  How to keep them from doing that, legally, in the form of a document that would be deemed to be binding in an Ontario court is the challenge that Wilf faces. 

 I’d say the odds are about 80-20 or 90-10 against such a document being possible to frame in a Marxist-feminist society.  We’ll see.  There’s still always the 20 or the 10.

Jeff: So you're playing a game to illustrate your point about a "law suit waiting to happen"?
Lenny: No...not playing a game. As I said, I'm sincere in the beliefs I espouse, and welcome the discussion. But I note that, at a minimum, this illustrates potential problems in Dave's legal plan concerning his healthcare proxy.

Dave: Actually, I think the tack that might be necessary is getting a malpractice suit written up where all you have to do is fill in the name of the on-duty physician if he doesn’t do things the way I want them done.  Violation of my human rights to determine who holds my “power of attorney for personal care”—that kind of thing.  Any court document accusing you of violating human rights is going to get attention in a Marxist-feminist society.  Sandeep would have it handy and show it to anyone who tried to cut him out of the loop or who tried to contact my family. 

John L: And I'd say if someone around here is going to point those problems out, L nny's the guy. I think he's the only regular poster that's actually a lawyer, right?

Billy B: I spoke with Dave over the phone yesterday evening clearing up what were basically my own concerns over whether Dave himself would consider me a valid anti-feminist being as I am a married man. He confirmed that ideologically speaking he would agree that I am such and he also confirmed that my own belief that YHWH is God's name would not interfere with my position on this matter as I do believe in the same One God and of course God knowing all things, knows that my intention is to worship Him.


Dave confirmed that he would likely not wish to enter into an arrangement where he had to ask someone else to purchase food for him at a store, therefore that part of his wishes were not an exaggeration on his part. I expressed my own view that I would not agree with the extent of this part of his wishes though I could agree in many cases to what is called passive euthanasia. Our agreeing to disagree on that was not seen by either of us as being an obstacle to being able to proceed with my declaration, so here it is:

I, William Antonio Beach hereby publicly declare that I believe in the One True God, Whom I believe is the same One God that sincere Jews, Christians and Muslims aim to worship, the same One God written about in what all three monotheistic groups consider Holy Scripture, this despite the fact that I myself as a Christian and specifically one of Jehovah's Witnesses do not hold the Koran to be Inspired of God and that I regularly use the name YHWH / Yahweh / Jehovah in my worship which the Bible states is the name God has chosen for Himself.

I also publicly declare that I do not consider myself to be a feminist, men and women are not interchangeable, as complete interchangeability between the genders is the end goal of feminism this renders their entire position ridiculous. I am therefore an anti-feminist. I agree that the evidence clearly supports Dave Sim's position as expressed in his published essay entitled Tangent, which contains a list of Fourteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast, my view is that this is indeed a list of Impossible things.

OK so having got the public declaration part over with, I will now proceed to copy and paste this message onto a word document and together with my contact details fax them to Wilfred Jenkins 519.741.0781.

Dave: Thanks, Billy. Much appreciated.

Billy: It's that "perhaps" that should move you to clear this up at the source.

If you are serious about this (which you have claimed you are, and I can only assume that this is the truth) and not just trying to find the loopholes in Dave's written request so as to generate interesting discussion, then I think you should discuss these questions with Dave directly. The Yahoo's opinions on what Dave is asking are just that, opinions, whereas Dave's opinions on this matter are the only comments that can clearly define the intention. If you really want to be of assistance to Dave if he be incapacitated, then you should be interested enough in what he wants to at least ask him about exactly what he intended when he put forth those 2 requirements. I doubt writing a letter or making a phone call asking for clarification and expressing your own opinions would be such a grievous task for someone presenting themselves for such a serious responsibility.

I know that communication with Dave is not required in his message, but isn't it worth making sure that Dave would agree with your declaration, though I do personally think that he probably will as he hasn't tried to limit anyone who has made a sincere declaration
so far.

Have you already sent your declaration and contact details to Wilf? I suppose the answer to this question is the real meter by which you can measure how serious your declaration was.

Unknown *Bonus*: There was some talk of a Yahoo member who has been banned. His name is Ryan. Ryan is not well, mentally. On top of that, he's very irresponsible about his medication (drinking alcohol, etc), while at the same time his sexuality and philosophical base seems to fluctuate and flow like water. His behaviour goes far beyond irrational, and was eventually banned from the group when he began filling the air with belligerent messages, blank messages, and death threats - as well as sending harassing emails to individual members and moderators - making the group unreadable for a time, becoming the quintessential marxist-feminist - total capitulation to his views, with any disagreement leading to irrational rage overshadowing anything the group would try to discuss, so eventually everyone would "leave." After much hand-wringing over the correct course of action (taking into account our collective views on free speech, tolerance, etc) we decided to invoke "The Complete Dick Rule." (I've briefly mentioned this to you before, don't know if you recall.) He continues to attempt signing back on to the group using a parade of aliases, each rooted out (thus far) by Lenny, Margaret and myself.

Ryan made contact with the some group members lately, concerning the call for the "pledge" that was issued by you. I told him that I could not support his decision to get involved (even though he seems to match your criteria - a view shared by others in the group) but that there was nothing to stop him from contacting you directly. He said he understood, and thought it a bad idea - not wanting to increase any feelings of paranoia by having a "confessed nut job" on the case.

Dave: I don’t have any feelings of paranoia that I’m aware of.  I think all of my viewpoints which I’ve attached to my “power of attorney for personal care” observations are an accurate reading of the situation in which I find myself.  The situation, I would agree, is not an enviable one for anyone to be either contemplating or experiencing.  The difference in my case is that I’m using what levers and mechanisms of control I have at my disposal to attempt to minimize the threat posed to me by the structure of my society.  I don’t think that’s paranoia, I think that’s common sense.  The only alternative to me is to just let my society take the actions that I know it’s likely to take and then sit there saying, “Oh, poor me. However did this happen? Please, God save me!”  I’m not capable of playing ignorant like that, I’m afraid. 

Unknown:  He then went to another member, had his pledge posted in absentia, and made some irritating comments which led to a further falling out between us - putting in doubt his re-instatement that we had promised to review after one year of no contact. (A caveat he violated on several occasions). The reason I include this debate is for the sake of an open dialogue. No secrets. No shunned family member kept hidden in the basement. Well, we keep him in the basement, but you can talk to him any time you like!

Dave: It’s an interesting problem.  Essentially, it seems to me that the Internet tends to want to have it both ways. It’s public when public works in its favour and private when private works in its favour.  Well, it’s both.  It is the ultimate public forum which is mostly participated in in private.  Consequently I think you have to look at public/private issues from “both sides now”.  You have to, if possible, keep it pure publicly and keep it pure privately.  I think if everyone puts the “ignore” mechanism on (if I read that right, you can basically set your own reception so that it won’t accept Ryan’s postings) that protects the private aspect.  You don’t have to let anything into your home/computer or computer/home that you don’t want to. That is going to rub a lot of liberal fur the wrong way because it smacks of censorship which is a self-revelation that liberals are not keen on to say the least.  But eliminating Ryan’s postings does mean that Ryan’s postings aren’t available to anyone who wants them—which there’s no way to determine if there are because you’ve got many more lurkers than you have participants—and that, whether you like it or not, is censorship.  If lurkers have the same right to read undoctored content that participants do without themselves participating: that is, anything they’re interested in (and I assume that the Internet would agree that they do have that right) then you’re trampling on lurker rights by removing Ryan purely as part of a participant consensus.   

Billy B: Actually I wasn't looking into the group when "He Whose Name We Do Not Mention" was banned (was it during August when I was away from work moving home?) but if he has counted himself in on the "God-fearing/anti-feminist decision making if Dave is incapacitated group" then how can he participate if he's banned? What's the point of having conceded to convey his recent public declaration to the group if he is banned from participating himself directly due to ridiculous behaviour? I normally wouldn't want to interfere in these cases, but if he is banned from the group due to having behaved in a destructive way, then he should be banned from volunteering, as according to Dave's document if I remember correctly volunteers are to be Cerebus Yahoo Group members etc. etc... (and he is not a group member)

Dave: As it stands now, that’s a very salient point.  It perhaps shouldn’t be a salient point but according to what I had brought forward, yes it is addressed only to the Yahoos.  In this particular situation, I’m not really looking for people who are going to have a lot of time to hash things over if there’s a medical emergency depending on the extent of the emergency and the need for timely decision-making.  Emergency surgery after a car accident can often be a matter of We can do this or we can do that and the person holding “power of attorney” has to decide (see earlier reference to Cuban Missile Crisis level of intensity decision-making).  When my dad was in for his bypass surgery someone in the next bed had been waiting for a heart donor for a transplant for months.  Heart just came available but the doctor has to know within the hour if its “go” or “no-go”.  That’s an extreme example but that might be what Sandeep is presenting to the other volunteers.  “There’s a 40% survival rate within the first two hours and it drops from there to 10% after 24 hours.  ‘Go’ or ‘no-go’?” From my standpoint if Ryan was willing to put himself in that kind of a nut-cracker and he believes in God and he isn’t a feminist, hey, the more the merrier.  If he’s going to gum up the lines of communication with a five-page rant when a decision has to be made then obviously he wouldn’t be a good fit.  I think the other guys are all pretty clear thinkers so I’d be happy to leave it up to them to screen Ryan out (or anyone else who suddenly wants to cut and run or go ballistic under the pressure) if it became obvious that he was venting when it was time to think.  4-0 vote to off-load someone who can’t take the heat and then you just screen Ryan (or whomever) out and get back to the discussion within whatever time frame is left.  With that many guys I think I’m safe in saying that they’ll be able to restrict themselves to the issues at hand, to make a contribution if they have a contribution to make and to just sit tight and wait for the vote if everyone else is saying what they would’ve said. 

Matt D: Good point Billy. This is something I wonder about too. Is Ryan gone, or is he "gone"? And what is/will be Dave's reaction to finding out that we've made Ryan into Dave's self image. (IE: Dave believes that you are either with the Marxist-Feminists, or you are voted off the island.) I mean, Ryan deserved what he got. He had/has some serious issues that need to be ironed out and this isn't the forum for that. But, by kicking him out, do we still have the right to say he can't participate in Dave's Will? That's why I leave it up to Dave.

All considerations to Lenny's argument aside, it IS Dave's Will, and he should have at least some say in who he allows to be his advocates.


Larry H: Whoa, Tex!

Let's not forget that he was not banned for any sort of expression. He was banned because he insisted on making the board unreadable. It was a choice of banning ryan or abandoning ship altogether.

It was more like we made him into the image *of* a Marxist-Feminist (i.e., all you can do is capitulate or leave) than an image of Dave. 'Course, I know what you mean, Matt, but it's crucial to keep the actual story elements straight.

Dave: I think the problem you might get into there, Larry, is deciding when and how the board becomes unreadable.  Your idea of what is unreadable may be someone else’s idea of eminently readable.  I think in this case the fact that the board was created as a forum on Cerebus (at least ostensibly) would mean that there’s no reason that you can’t set very wide guidelines.  You already have the Off-Topic designation which I assume would protect Ryan as well only now you’re choosing to say “only up to a point”—only so far “off topic” and only in a specific volume of material and no further.  It seems to me that it would be very democratic or at least more democratic if you had a general vote to establish what those outer boundaries are and to block someone for transgressing those agreed-upon boundaries rather than just letting the Triune Gatekeepers decide that this is what needs to be done.  But, in the present circumstance, I think voting him off for an entire year might have been a little harsh.  If readability is the issue, then I think you have to say that someone who has proven unable to stay on-topic and is just carpet-bombing the board with largely irrelevant opinions might have their space confined in a combination public/ private response to the crisis they’ve created.  The consensus is that Ryan just doesn’t “get” what this environment is about or he does but he wants to violate that in a fit of pique.  I think a more crisis-centered, crisis-based response would be: We’re willing to run a post of yours per day as long as it isn’t longer than three pages and you can include a link to anywhere else if you want to write more than that.  If anyone’s interested they can hit the “link” button and read the other 45 pages you wrote.  Likewise if you can keep yourself to discussing Cerebus, you can post whatever you want.  But definitely the death threats, the blank messages and all that stuff—no, that is beyond the pale.  There is a private element.  All of these people are united by an interest in Cerebus.  They want to keep the focus on Cerebus.  Anyone can join but it is hoped that people will understand the overarching intention of what Mark Simpson created and abide by it.  

Margaret:  From Dave's Last Will and Testament document:

So, the best that I have been able to come up with is that **anyone of the Yahoos** who is willing—in the event of my incapacity—to declare themselves, publicly, here on the Internet to believe in the One God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam and to declare themselves not to be feminists (that is, to declare publicly that they don't believe men and women are equal and that—having followed my argument as thoroughly as you all have—they agree and agree to agree publicly that yes, the evidence supports Dave Sim, it doesn't support Oprah Winfrey, that the Fourteen Impossible Things to Believe Before Breakfast are indeed Impossible, not difficult or unlikely or improbable: Impossible)


The stars ** are mine to point out what Dave himself stated. If he wants to change it, fine, it is his will. Just pointing out what he said is all. So it would seem being a member of this group is a "prereq" so to speak.

Rick S: I don't know, I think ryan technically still qualifies, because whether or not he currently has posting privileges, he really is still a "Yahoo".

Dave: I’m hoping that he will find it gratifying that someone would say that.  And I think that’s true.  He is a “Yahoo” and I think the good faith exists to try and find a way to accommodate him but there needs to be reciprocal good faith on his side to understand what behaviour it is that the group in general is objecting to and to understand that those private considerations have to be abided by everyone.  If it was just a public environment, there’s no reason that he can’t do exactly what he wants when he wants but it’s also a private environment.  At that point, I think it’s just a matter of having the widest possible parameters that the group in toto can countenance and establishing that everyone has to stay within them, even though no one—besides Ryan—has come within a country mile of violating them.  Some people are just like that.  No matter how far out on the property you put the fence they’re going to be out there leaning against it and wondering how to push it out a little further.

Rick S: And since there was no community vote to expel him, and was done by a small minority (of mods), I really don't think Dave wants to put this power into the hands of THREE people, none of whom meet his Two Conditions!

Having said that, I'll repeat that there are other more serious issues that would preclude ryan from "getting the job" than whether or not he is currently allowed to post on the list.

Margaret: True enough. If he wants, if he hasn't already, he can go ahead and write Dave and plead his case. He has every right to do that.

Dave: Yes, definitely.  I don’t know if I’ve ever heard from him.  He might have absolutely no interest in me and is only drawn to the group itself for one reason or another.


Billy B: Following my message below, Ryan sent me an email. He seems to be going through a good period at the moment and is writing very sensibly, though I know we've seen that happen before. He says that Jeff T. had mentioned that he might have been readmitted on the group perhaps a year after his banning but it seems that isn't going to happen any more. What's going on? I'm all for giving people another chance (especially after a year's banning which could be viewed by some as punishment enough), is there a reason why he was misled into believing he was going to be allowed back to the group and now changing the cards in the deck?

Larry H: Well, it hasn't been anything *close* to a year yet, so what exactly seems to have changed? I'm no moderator, but I'd favor readmission if we could be reasonably convinced that he did not intend to EVER put the group through the shit that got him banned again. 'Course, part of the problem is the whole chicken-and-egg thing, how can we be convinced of such while he's still banned? And ryan didn't do himself any favors by "faking sincerity" so often in the past. My vote: after some appropriate period of sincere apology, I'd be for removing the ban, BUT if he ever just once flame-bombs the list again, there'd be no further chances. At that point, we would have no choice but to consider him a ticking bomb.

Dave: I’m moved to wonder why intelligent people would allow something into their own home that can be “flame-bombed” but I’m definitely in the “minority-of-one” spot on that, so let’s leave it alone.  I think you have to just base it on behaviour.  You set the boundaries of what you’re allowed to do on the newsgroup and you stick to that.  Again, I think limiting his posting space for a period of a year while still allowing a link to whatever else he has to say seems sensible.  You’re not excluding him entirely but you are excluding him mostly for what you consider “just cause”.  All you’re doing is limiting his ability to “flame-bomb” you while still allowing access to his opinions for anyone who is interested.  If he can’t stick to his pledge then everyone uses their “ignore Ryan” buttons.  And as for contacting individual members, I think you have provide a list of people who will permit him to contact them and a list who forbid him to contact them.  He gets two warnings and then it becomes a server matter if he tries to contact the latter.  And then a police matter if he still won’t stay within the limits everyone else has agreed to.

Larry H: And since he did what he did as an attack upon the group with malice aforethought and with the specific intent of *provoking* a ban, at the very least he's forfeited the right to decide when "enough has been enough." When the aforementioned year is up, then he can maybe ask whether we intend to live up to what was promised.

Dave: I think maybe the year is the problem.  Had you asked, I would have suggested progressively longer periods of being banned (i.e. banned for a week, then banned for two weeks, then banned for three weeks…in other words getting banned for a year would come later in the procedure after he had already experienced getting banned for a month, two months, three months) each time there was an infraction of clearly stated rules agreed on by the entire group. The “Total Dick” rule works better if it has a consensus behind it.  If at any point 25% (or 50% or 75%) of the membership has a TD next to Ryan’s name he gets banned and for successively longer periods of time each time there’s an infraction.


Larry H: (still upset over the need for banning in the first place)

Dave: I know, Larry, these things just kick you right where you live and breathe as a liberal, don’t they?  I’m not being facetious.  It needs to be taken into account in an environment that is both public and private.  If you don’t want him banned, you should have access to anything he wants posted to the group, just as the group should be able to turn him off if the group consensus (arrived at democratically) is that they don’t want to have him in their homes.


Bryan: But what if he is provoked into a firestorm by someone on this list who doesnt fear the banning. Why cant the ignore feature be used by those who dont want to read his musings. I dont like the banning thing either, and I am sure the moderators could get together and make a decision on this.

If they voted to ban him and instituted the punishment (at the behest of/for the secure continuance of the group as a whole) shouldnt they be in charge of probation, parole or continued imprisonment/exile?

Bryan -- not that I miss him, it is just the free speech thing. There have been many insults and angry words issued in e-mails on here and I cant remember any that were just involving one person. Even Ryans. Is his "insult" meter set on a different level, i.e. -- should he be held to a level of acceptable behavior that noone else is called to be?

Bryan: I dont think anything else is going on. Other than the fact that it bothered some members that he would be excluded from membership to the "Dave -death - watch" thing ... which most most people think he would qualify as a member for.

I read the list for many reasons. I would go away if my interests changed or my pressence was unwanted. That is just me.

The benefits I get from reading here far outweigh the inane ramblings of the self evidently (and self imposed) persecution complex "look at me" few.

I dont care for the banning thing is all. I am not mad at the moderators -- I understand what they did and why they did it. I was just saying if it was up to the moderators to place the ban in effect then they should be the ones to remove it. Where it affects Dave's wishes (and in this one event it does) maybe he should make such a decision -- or the moderators should inform Dave.

I wasnt starting a "Free Ryan Dunne" campaign (music and lyrics by Pink Floyd and seemingly innocent video produced by George Lucas and the Light Sabres episode IV retcon edition) or anything.

I just think it was sad for the moderators to be placed in such a position to have to make. Another reason I have no interest joining Dave's new club or why if elected (to moderator) I wouldnt serve.

That isn't what I am here for.

No offense meant towards your (or any other persons opinion).

Bryan -- and after all -- Ryan's behavior may have meritted the "special case" consideration and expungement from the rolls. If he is let back is he to be held to a different level of accountability in "firestorm/bomb" content -- one that he sees others abuse with impunity? And even if he doesnt start it?

Dave: Mm. I don’t think (yikes this type is huge!) that it’s fair to set different standards for anyone which is why I think you need to establish a consensus on the behaviours indulged in by Ryan Dunne since his are the only behaviours that have made you think action needed to be taken.  If you don’t have a consensus on the behaviours and appropriate punishments for the behaviours then I think the Ryan Dunne-averse need to put their ignore buttons on him and leave everyone else (i.e. Larry Hart) to deal with his content in their own way. 

Rick S: It wasn't the *content*, it was the *quantity* of *spam*. Sure, you could set him on ignore, but many people scoping out the list would never do that, and they'd be long gone before anyone would even know they were here.

Dave: Well, that’s a good point.  You could maybe include a “Note to New Members” that says “___% of the group has their ignore buttons on a guy named Ryan Dunne and we recommend that new members do the same if they want to just read material about Cerebus—but check him out first and see for yourself.” And just have a running total on the ___%

Bryan:  not that I miss him, it is just the free speech thing. There have been many insults and angry words issued in e-mails on here and I cant remember any that were just involving one person. Even Ryans. Is his "insult" meter set on a different level, i.e. -- should he be held to a level of acceptable behavior that noone else is called to be?

Larry H:  Were you looking in when he provoked the ban? It wasn't for content. It was because for two or three days straight, he flooded the list with posts and polls meant only to make the list wholly unreadable.

Bryan:  But what if he is provoked into a firestorm by someone on this list who doesnt fear the banning.

Larry H: I have faith in our moderators and in our membership advising them (myself included in the latter) to deal with such a case should it ever become more than a hypothetical.

"What if the list is allowed to become the all-ryan-tantrum forum again?" is not just hypothetical. It's a demonstrably real possibility. It's a demonstrable expression of good will on the part of the rest of us not to consider it the *expected* one.

Bryan: Why cant the ignore feature be used by those who dont want to read his musings.
 
Larry H: For the regulars, that's a possibility. Do you want to give up on newbies being able to come aboard here, though? I don't.

Bryan: I dont like the banning thing either, and I am sure the moderators could get together and make a decision on this.  If they voted to ban him and instituted the punishment

Larry H: Not "punishment". Self-defense. The point isn't "How much can we make ryan suffer?", but "How can we keep the board as a going concern?" I have no personal agenda toward making ryan feel bad, and if the protection of the list could be accomplished by any other
means, I'd be all for that.

Dave: Well, I hope you’ll consider the above-mentioned suggestions in that case 1) consensus on unacceptable behaviour 2) consensus on progressive levels of punishment for those behaviours—starting with space limitations on access 3) declaration of members who don’t want to hear from Ryan personally and will call the cops if they do 4) prominently posted warning for newbies about Ryan with the current percentage of Ignore Ryan members

 
Bryan:  (at the behest of/for the secure continuance of the group as a whole) shouldnt they be in charge of probation, parole or continued imprisonment/exile?

Larry H: What makes you think anything other is going on?

Dave: I think Larry’s is a good case to be made here.  He is a liberal purist who, I suspect, would prefer to put up with a load of Ryan crap in order to adhere to his own principles of freedom-of-speech.  Which I think you have to respect and take into account whatever your personal view or whatever the consensus view.  If you ban Ryan, you make Larry complicitous and duplicitous in banning free speech which means he is now participating in a group whose free-speech choices he personally deplores and that wasn’t the case before the action was taken and Larry, himself, didn’t do anything wrong to have the context change on him.  If you adopt my recommendations virtually everyone else could have their ignore Ryan buttons on and Larry could still be receiving everything Ryan was allowed to say and linking to whatever he wasn’t allowed to post, so everyone would be technically getting their own way.

Rick S:  Here's a thought...do you think ryan would ever spam-snail-mail Dave? Heh.

Dave: I’ll let you know if he does.  Spam-snail-mail costs a lot of money and takes a lot of time. 


Bryan:  If they cant discern what they want to read and what they want to ignore their list of "lists" they belong to must be very short and restricted to posters without oposing viewpoints. So fuck em.

I still want to know, if/when he gets to come back is his annoyance meter going to be set on a different level than anyone elses.

I mean, if he did his crime and served his time -- does he get to be just as much of an annoyance as some people find me to be? Or you? Or is his level "self-evidently" (Dave Sim TM) different?


Lenny: No one's been misleading anyone. We told Ryan that we would reconsider his membership if he took a year off from the Group. He HASN'T taken a year off. He's attempted on several occasions to get back into the Group using aliases. And on top of that, each of the moderators has received NUMEROUS e-mails from him about this matter.

With respect to the latest episode, Ryan contacted Jeff looking for information on the "pledge." Jeff informed Ryan that he could not personally support his involvement due to his mental/medical condition - although there was *nothing* that could stop Ryan from contacting Dave directly. Ryan said he understood, and that contacting Dave was probably a bad idea anyway, as having a confessed "nut job" as a supported would be bad for Dave's paranoia. Ryan then went to Rick Sharer to post a "pledge" on the group, which he did, including Ryan's remark about being banned by the Feminist/Atheist Axis. Jeff posted a negative response to this, to which Ryan replied via repeated emails to Jeff, despite being asked to stop emailing him. This included 15 blank e-mail messages to Jeff (does this behavior sound familiar? Just check the site around the time of the initial ban). So this all has basically convinced the three of us that the original 1 year ban was and is appropriate.

But even despite the e-mails, the continued harrassment, and despite the attempt to circumvent the ban by using aliases (which really, when you think of it, shouldn't that be enough for a lifetime ban right there?), we've continually told him that a consecutive year of silence (during which he will presumably be attempting to work out his problems) will earn him a chance for reconsideration.

Dave: Again, with folks like this “a consecutive year of silence” is usually too much to be hoped for.  I think limitations on off-topic subjects in general might be a good idea but particularly in this case.  If you want to talk about Cerebus you have as much room as you want.  If you go off-topic you have one page to make your point and get back on-topic or you can continue your thought somewhere else in cyberspace where anyone who is interested can link to it.  If you have to get 85 pages out of your system, you get them out of your system elsewhere—not on the newsgroup and not e-mailed to any member—and when you’re ready to talk about Cerebus again, you can post to the newsgroup.  It might be that Ryan is just an extreme incarnation of a problem that is already endemic to the newsgroup—how interesting is it to someone who comes to it looking for Cerebus content?  If the top 25 most recent posts are all off-topic then I think there might be a real concern for “newbies” and a reason that potential participants might not choose to participate.  The one time I scrolled through the subject headings, I asked Gerhard if there was some way to highlight the 5 Questions a Month since I assume that would be of primary interest for someone checking out a Cerebus website without having to scroll through the last two weeks of postings to find it.  I mean, I’m the ultimate “newbie” since I’ve not only not participated in any of this and this is the first that I’ve seen of it.  I had assumed that the 5 Questions would be a icon—you can hit it and read all of the questions and answers and then move on from there to the general discussions.  Ger was under the impression that that wasn’t possible—that the newsgroup is basically like one long tissue roll with each chronological posting being the next segment.  He usually knows what he’s talking about so I just accepted that and figured I was the weird one not wanting to scroll through dozens of pages of off topic material to find something on Cerebus. 

I’m really not trying to be offensive here, but it did strike me that you might be experiencing through Ryan what the newbies you hope to attract (that I think we all hope to attract) are experiencing when they try to read the postings as constituted.  “What does any of this have to do with Cerebus?” I have no experience on the Internet so I don’t have any suggestions to make apart from finding some way to keep the off-topic material segregated from the Cerebus material.  Would that have worked with Ryan?  If his postings were segregated from the Cerebus material and from the general discourse would it really matter if he had 98 pages on the latest Star Wars film?  That’s why I tend to think that a limit on “off topic” material as part of the core thread might be the better solution.  As soon as you get up over a page, put it on your own website and link to it or just switch to e-mail for the interested parties.  I think what happens if you don’t have parameters is that you start to violate the public aspect if you become privately indiscriminate (I’m a Cerebus Yahoo so anything I write is of interest to other Cerebus Yahoos).  What we want this to be is a welcoming environment for people who are interested in Cerebus and people who have (particularly) just read all or part of it and can’t find any place where it’s being discussed.  At least, that’s how I understand the public aspect of it.  At the same time it is a private club with definite core members and there is no way that that should be violated either.  There should definitely be a core place where it is taken as a core given that I’m a Cerebus Yahoo so anything I write is of interest to other Cerebus Yahoos.  I think, however, that you need to make sure the private club isn’t in the way of the public intention and that the public intention isn’t in the way of the private club.  If it can’t be done, it can’t be done.  But, speaking as a complete Internet technophobe, Luddite, you name it that does seem to be the core of the Internet conundrum—how do you balance a totally public and totally private environment so that both interests are served.  

Lenny: Seeing as how his last contact was..oh..earlier this week, the earliest that year is going happen no is late October 2006.

Billy B: Thanks for the explanation Lenny, it sounds reasonable to me. I hope Ryan can sort himself out and respect this agreement.

Unknown 1: It wasn't the *content*, it was the *quantity* of  *spam*.

Unknown 2: Some people view pompous overbearing religiousity to be spam.

Dave: Yes, exactly.  If I wasn’t the subject of this group I’d probably have been banned years ago!

Rick S: True, but the keyword was *quantity*. Again, it was approaching a denial-of-service Type of situation, not a content/free-speech problem.

Unknown 2: If they cant discern what they want to read and what they want to ignore their list of "lists" they belong to must be very short and restricted to posters without oposing viewpoints. So fuck em.

Rick S: Having an opinion of "so fuck 'em" is perfectly legitimate...fortunately, the majority of members (and mods) *do* care about seeing new members (Cerebus fans) here, and they acted accordingly.

Unknown 2: I still want to know, if/when he gets to come back is his annoyance meter going to be set on a different level than anyone elses.

Rick S: Content Annoyance can be ignored. Flooding the List With Spam Annoyance will be dealt with in the same manner, I'm sure.

Unknown 2: I mean, if he did his crime and served his time -- does he get to be just as much of an annoyance as some people find me to be? Or you? Or is his level "self-evidently" (Dave Sim TM) different?

Rick S: Great questions, really. Unfortunately, I really don't give a fuck what the answers are right now.

Bryan: If they cant discern what they want to read and what  they want to ignore their list of "lists" they belong to must be very short and restricted to posters without oposing viewpoints. So fuck em.

Larry H: No, Bryan. You're missing the point.

It was never about content (viewpoints). Ryan was not banned for posting about Star Wars back in May, even though some people who found it annoying suggested it. I would never have considered banning him then, and I doubt any of the current moderators would have either. I didn't even want him banned back when he whaled all over Donna, even though a part of my emotional self kinda-sorta wanted him to go away then, but I came out then *against* banning because no one here wants this to be a place where any viewpoints are shut down.

What finally got him banned was when he flooded the board with posts and polls (and as I've just been reminded, also flooded people's private e-mail boxes) for the express purpose of making this board unreadable. From what I understand he told some people privately that he was determined to *force* a banning. That is, he intended to escalate the damage to this list until he was banned. That's analogous to someone who shoots at a cop in order to force the cop to kill him.

Bryan:  I still want to know, if/when he gets to come back is his annoyance meter going to be set on a different level than anyone elses.

Larry H: Of course it is, but again, not because of viewpoint. It's because he's already apologized, promised not to do it again, thanked everyone for their kindness, promised to stay away voluntarily for six months, and then come back worse than ever. What could possibly change now that would make any but the squishiest of liberals have an expectation of anything different?

And all that notwithstanding, I'd still be willing to lift the ban and let him prove that expectation wrong.

Dave: That’s why I would recommend incremental punishments.  You’re giving him the benefit of the doubt each time out but increasing the penalty each time that he violates the rules that everyone else is abiding by.  I don’t know how old he is but a year is a different length of time to a teenager than it is to us old fogies.  A year?  If I don’t pay close attention a year goes by in a couple of weeks these days.  To someone in his late twenties or early thirties a year is, like, forEVER, man.    

Bryan: I mean, if he did his crime and served his time -- does he get to be just as much of an annoyance as some people find me to be? Or you? Or is his level "self-evidently" (Dave Sim TM) different?

Dave: I think his level is “self-evidently” different because he’s the only one who has brought anyone close to suggesting a ban in an environment largely composed of First Amendment purists.  You have to really provoke an FA purist to get him or her to go along with banning anything and anyone.  So the issue becomes how far out can you erect the barrier so that the only way to violate it is to intentionally be a Total Dick?

Larry H: Different in the sense that freedom of speech doesn't give you the right to ring my telephone at all hours of the night to express your opinion to me, or to express it on the street outside with a sound truck blasting at thousands of decibels.

Dave: Yes, exactly.  And I think that’s why you have to target what the specific annoyance is:  You don’t want to scare away newbies, you don’t want the list made unreadable, you don’t want individual members to be cybernetically harassed and you don’t want to take away anyone’s freedom-of-speech.  If it’s the volume of material that he was flooding the board with then you limit how much material anyone can post to the board, you limit “off-topic” posting lengths, you warn everyone about the guy at the “front door” when they first arrive at the site, you use your own ignore button if you can’t stand him anymore and you continue to read him and link to whatever else he has to say—strictly on principle—if you’re a First Amendment absolutist.

Jeff: And here's part two - concerns the miscellany. 

Matt D: Okay, Color is priority one right? Here's my quick list, add as needed (and correct me when I'm wrong too.):

Covers to the regular series, 300+ pages. Since some covers were wraparound, that means they'll take up two pages. Right?

Swords covers X pages. I don't know how many swords volumes there were, or if they had wrap around covers.

Epic color stories, 17 pages

Animated Cerebus Portfolio, (assuming it's reprinted one plate per page) 45 pages

Spawn #10, 22 pages. Erik Larsen has made it sound like if it's gonna get reprinted, it's getting reprinted at Image. And I think he would twist Todd McFarlane's arm if he had to. But, since Todd ISN'T reprinting the story in the new Spawn collection, Todd and Erik might have already discussed this.

Dave: Or they might not have and I would really doubt that anyone could twist Todd’s arm if Todd didn’t want his arm twisted as he may not want it twisted in this case. 

Matt: If that nice man, Peter Laird, graciously agrees to it, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #8, 45 pages. (Is that just the Cerebus stuff, or is that the whole story? If the non-Cerebus turtles stuff is cut out, how many pages do we lose?)

Dave: I think you’d lose too many pages for what would be a selling feature of the book:  The Turtles are still far better known than Cerebus could ever hope to be and Turtles #8 was a major on-ramp for a lot of people who might get attracted to the book just for the sentimental attachment of having that story in a collected form.  I think you either reprint all of it or none of it.     

Matt: “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do” from Anything Goes #3, 3 pages. (Think we can get the Neal Adams cover in there? If not, there should be a footnote on this story mentioning the cover.) (Also along those lines, what about the cover to Cerebus Jam?)

Dave: I think an exception should be made for the Adams, Windsor-Smith and Sienkiewicz covers for obvious reasons if they’re willing to have them included.  I’d be inclined to run the story in the b&w volume since I drew it for black and white and the colour was added by someone at Fantagraphics.

Matt: Matt's projected page count (assuming everything can get reprinted) : 389. Not including the back half of wraparound covers, or the swords covers.

Since Dave suggests that the Six Deadly Sins should have a high quality reproduction, should it be included in the Color volume even though it is black and white? 

Dave: We might as well throw it in and see if it looks out of place at the decision-making stage.

Matt: And should the Swords intros be included here with the Swords covers?

Dave: I would suggest no.  I think the Swords intros should go into a collected essays volume somewhere way up ahead.  You don’t waste art-book paper stock on text pieces.

Matt: And is there any other non-story miscellany that needs to be accounted for? Example: the first fifth prints.

(Is 500 pages too big for a coffee table sized volume?)

Dave: Spoiler warning;  that’s where we end up is in the ballpark of 450 pages.  I think we have to start there and get Erik’s feedback on what we cut.  On the one hand, when it comes to judgment calls you have Ger and I who did them so all they really are to us is things that never turned out as right as they could have and we’re kind of glad they’re 1) buried in back-issue bins across North America, they should stay there and rot and 2) originals we can sell when we’re old a decrepit and have nothing else of value to sell and (on the other hand) guys like L nny who want EVERYTHING.  I would suspect Erik Larsen might be on the 50-yard line between those two positions which would seem to me to be a voice worth listening to. 

Lenny: With respect to the stories, Jeff T created a full Miscellany table in the DATABASE section of our site, and I added page counts to each item. I haven't matched up your calculations with what's there, but according to the totals at the end of the table, we have:

B&W-28 stories/270 p.

Color- 8 stories/84 p.

What's not included in the table, so it's good you brought this up, are:

300 cerebus covers (plus some extras for wraparounds - I have no idea how many this covers)

6 Swords covers

6 Misc covers (TMNT 8, Spawn 10, Cerebus 3D, Cerebus Jam, Cerebus 0, Cerebus World Tour)

(I don't know if Miami Mice, Nucleus, CBG 977, Celebrate Diversity Catalog, Anything Goes 3, Bacchus 1, Normalman 10, Awakening Comics 2 have Cerebus related covers that we would want to include also - anyone know?).

So this raises the color volume to 396. Should the covers be in the same volume as the Color MV? I'm not sure if they should. First, because it makes it a REALLY big (which means REALLY expensive) book. The stories alone would be 84 pages - and perhaps be able to be priced more reasonably.
Dave asked if we'd prefer the b&w MV to match the color MV in terms of size. I'm personally inclined to see it as Vol. 17, and match the first 16 volumes.

Dave: That’s certainly a lot easier and something we can do ourselves at A-V in the next two or three years on the same basis we did the other books.  That format we have experience with.

Lenny: Also, I wonder if it's possible to reprint the color stuff in b&w and make it readible? Is that such a crazy idea? That would up the page count from 270 to 354 (or 307 if you omitted the animated portfolio and its nontraditional shape). That's a pretty normal sized phonebook. I'm not suggesting this as a replacement to printing the color stuff in an oversized color edition, as Dave suggests, but in addition to it. That way, ALL the Miscellany stories will be in one place and in the same format as the 16 books comprising the Novel proper. (of course optimally, a mixed b&w/color volume would be best - but my understanding is that it's just not economically feasible to do it that way).

Dave: See below.

Greg S: Just puttin in my 2 cents as it is the time. Additional things I'd like to see in a color volume.

1. Any colour A/V promotional posters. (e.g. The first half/football uniform poster, the Cerebus' hand holding a beer poster, etc.

2. A reprint or approximate recreation of the colour first fifth portfolio.

3. I would like to see all 300 colour covers included somehow. Practically speaking, it may be necessary to go with Dave's suggestion of most being printed four/six to a page (or something like that) with only limited exceptions being printed at full page size.

I'll add more if I think of it.

Unknown: Animated Cerebus Portfolio, (assuming it's reprinted one plate per page) 45 pages

Jeff T:  Hey, I just had a thought. How about lenticular pages? Or a set of inserts in the back? You know, where you turn the picture and the frames play out. I've seen trading cards with an amazing number of frames packed in there, and still very thin. Remember the Alex Ross Superman and Batman covers a while back? 

Unknown: Not including the back half of wraparound covers, or the swords covers.

Jeff T: I would rather see a separate cover collection, like McKean did with Sandman.

Unknown: Since Dave suggests that the Six Deadly Sins should have a high quality reproduction, should it be included in the Color volume even though it is black and white?

Jeff T: Well, he originally did shoot that down, but for physical impossibility reasons of binding color stock to black & white stock, not "iron fisted, dictatorial rule" reasons. Tiny misunderstanding:

"There is no way that you could bind the texture of paper required to reproduce colour accurately with the white newsprint of the trade paperbacks and not have it look really, really strange or increase the binding problems unnecessarily."

Jeff T: But, if he's going to print these separately as special coffee table type books (which is great, IMO) I think the b&w portfolio should should be in the b&w miscellany.

Dave: A coffee table b&w MV would be apt to be more problematic and hinge on whether or not the first volume sold well enough to justify it.  And, of course, the moment any coffee-table book gets done that will start people advocating to have all 16 volumes done the same way.  We can minimize it (I hope) but it’s just human nature to keep pushing for more and more even when the resources are already getting stretched to the breaking point.  Any Cerebus book as far as we know is going to take two to three years to recoup its investment and turn a profit that then needs to be plowed back into printing.  I suspect that a hardcover just amplifies that process—it eats up more resources and takes longer to recoup the investment and show a profit: possibly four or five years.  That’s a long time to have a lot of money tied up.


Unknown: And is there any other non-story miscellany that needs to be accounted for?

Jeff T: All covered in the miscellany database.

-Jeff

Matt D: I don't know if Miami Mice, Nucleus, CBG 977, Celebrate Diversity Catalog, Anything Goes 3, Bacchus 1, Normalman 10, Awakening Comics 2 have Cerebus related covers that we would want to include also - anyone know?).

Matt D: I don't know if Miami Mice,
Jeff T:  No.
Matt D: Nucleus,
Jeff T:  No.
Matt D: CBG 977,
Jeff T:  Yes, it's the same as the "Aardvark and Flames" print.
Matt D:  Celebrate Diversity Catalog,
Jeff T: Cerebus is on there, but it's just some lame clip-art.
Matt D:  Anything Goes 3,
Jeff T:  Neal Adams, baby! Oh yeah!
Matt D: Bacchus 1
Jeff T:  No.
Matt D: Normalman 10,
Jeff T:  No Cerebus on the cover, but it is a direct parody of the cover designs for issues 33-35.

Dave: Yes, I think it should be included for that reason, as should John Kovalic’s Dork Tower cover that parodies Cerebus 26.

Matt D: Awakening Comics 2

Jeff T: There is a small illustration of Cerebus on the bottom of the cover.
Matt D:  have Cerebus related covers that we would want to include also - anyone know?).
Jeff T:  You do, now!
Lenny:  Also, I wonder if it's possible to reprint the color stuff in b&w and make it readible? Is  that such a crazy idea?
Jeff T:  Please no. 

Dave: See below.

Jeff Quoting Dave: "There's a very good reason to make sure we do this right. Too many members of the core audience are going to feel compelled to buy the books, so we better get it right the first time or all we're going to hear is what a rip-off it was and all the stuff that was missing and so on."

No, no, below further.

Lenny: As a start, I've added Alexx's timeline to the Reread schedule.

An interesting question. I certainly think it should be under $100. But probably would really really really prefer it to be under $50. I don't know that I'd necessarily prefer it to be coffebook size with thick glossy paper - but it sounds like that's where he's leaning. But I'd think regular size with paper the quality of, say, the original Epic in which those Cerebus stories were printed would be fine with me - and that would keep things below $50. Is there a big enough fan base to support a deluxe oversized color book?

In any event, do we really need an oversized Spawn 10? This is why I think, perhaps, that the covers/extras (which may or may not include the Animated Portfolio) should be in a different color book than the stories - which I believe are around 84 pages. An 84 page color book could be reasonably priced - perhaps at the same price as the phonebook? $20-30? And save the coffetable book for the poster-like color Cerebus elements.

Of course, alternatively, you could include the B&W Sins in the Color volume, and that solves that problem.

I would say this should be true to the extent that something is open to multiple interpretations. But to the extent that there are clear errors (and I am not saying there are), then I'd think they should be supplanted. It seems to me, from my recollection of reviewing the Timeline (which I haven't done in a while), he makes certain assumptions that are simply not supported by the text. OTOH, the vast bulk of it IS supported by the text. I'd like to pull the timeline apart in terms of differentiating between these two classes of information. so the "official" timeline would have all the information that's supported by the text, and the "annotations" would try to fill in the gaps/present different theories. I'd also prefer it if every item in the "official" timeline has a citation to the text to back it up - thereby proving its place in the "official timeline" and also being an aid to readers who want to jump into the text from the timeline.

Dave: I think that sounds like a good approach.

Lenny: I agree 100%. Jeff, did you send Dave a copy of your Miscellany database with the Policy stuff? If not, perhaps you can include it in your next mailing to Gerhard. AFAIK, that's the definitive list on the subject (although, perhaps we should add the covers/portfolios to the chart as another section? ex. we should figure out how many pages the covers to i1-300 take up (when you factor in wraparounds).

I think the Miscellany Database chart is current set up to reflect total page count. Does anyone know how the page counts listed would change if Dave were only to include the pages as he describes above. For example, I think someone mentioned the Miami Mice appearance is only 2 pages - so it's listed on the chart as having a page count of either 25 or 2. It sounds like Dave is looking to print just the 2.

Dave: Yes, no offense against Mark Bode but I don’t think Miami Mice is going to be quite the drawing card that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Spawn are going to be.

Lenny: So that decreases the B&W MV from 270 to 247. Are there other examples among the 28 b&w Cerebus stories of this?

Well..I'd say at a minimum, a single page (or even a footnote dropped on the first page of the comic story) would be nice to place each story in the proper point in time w.r.t. the 300 issue/16 volume story proper. I mean even something like the page before "Exodus" saying "Exodus (appeared in Cerebus 51, June 1984, occurs between High Society and Church and State I)." Slightly more difficult with the non-canonical stories, but a general statement might be nice - along the lines of "The Girl Next Door (appeared in Epic 30, June 1985, occurs prior to Cerebus Vol. 1, when Cerebus is around five years old)."

Dave: Good reason to get the “timeline re-read” up and running in 2006 and make note of all that stuff!  “According to Alexx” and dissenting opinions.

Lenny: OK...let's definitely get Dave a copy of the Database by next month. If people can, take a look at it for possible corrections. Depending on Erik's timeframe, perhaps March 2006, when we're currently scheduled to do the Miscellany Reread, would be a good time to try to finalize it. Alternatively, if he'd like/need it quicker, we could move the Miscellany Reread up earlier.

Personally, the minimum information I would like is where/when the item originally appeared. Then to the extent that it can be placed at some point in the chronological Cerebus timeline, that would be nice. After that, I'd surely welcome any anecdotes Dave had in terms of the creation of the story/what his thoughts were in creating it - which is pretty much what we got in the Swords intros.

Dave: For a colour volume, I think they would have to be endnotes printed very, very small so they could be informative but not in the way and not using up glossy high grade stock on type as I said earlier.

Lenny: So I'd say the Swords intros are the perfect model for what I personally would like to see in terms of annotations.

Dave: Too lengthy.  If you do one for one of them you have to do it for all of them.  They’d be more in the form of extended footnotes.

Lenny: Hey..cross references to every time Dave mentioned the story would be superb- but beyond what I'd expect. But I get his point about wanting it to be the story and not Dave Sim on the story (even though I love when he tells us his thoughts about the creation of the story). There are 28 b&w stories. I'd think 1-2 pages of intro taking up 28-56 pages of the volume wouldn't be too intrusive, would it?

Dave: Great.  When you have the 56 pages all written let me know and I’ll have a look.  Just kidding.  It would depend on what I had to say about the material in the b&w volume.

Lenny: Has anyone TRIED to compile a chronological list of every Dave Sim interview ever published? Is this on Margaret's site with some links to the actual interviews? Are we talking 100 interviews? 500?

Dave: It’s quite a pile in the Archive and that’s just the unpublished interviews, one of which is like 130 pages long and typed by Karen who had no idea of any of the comic book names and references and so had to spell them phonetically.  Fifty years after I’m dead would be a good time to work on that one.  One comic book fan and one Egyptologist.   

Lenny: yeah yeah yeah..I get the point. But at a minimum, an INDEX would be nice. I'd like to know what's out there. That wouldn't cause a hernia - and from a future scholarly value point, would be invaluable, right? I'm thinking new DATABASE table!

I have zero problem with reusing the intros that have already been done. In fact, in terms of completism, I'd prefer it! (although it would also be nice to see Dave's thoughts on revisiting such things, too).

Dave: That’s getting dangerously close to the “Introduction to the 1983 introduction” stage which is seriously bent, in my view.  Dave’s view on revisiting such things? “Dave would rather not, thank you.”

Lenny: As I said, it's currently B&W-28 stories/247 p.; Color- 8 stories/84 p. - this doesn't include the covers. So would a 331p combined color/b&w book be possible? And if you take out the 45 pages of the Animated Portfolio, it’s a 286 p. combined book.

I admire his position here. It really IS kinda cool that we're being solicited to give our opinions on all of this.

Dave: Well, I’m glad you’re enjoying it.  I also hope to give you a bit of an education on the hard realities of publishing a book about a marginalized title like Cerebus as we go along.  It’s honorable work for the most part but it does tend to have irritating elements to it.  At least this way if the book comes out you won’t be asking “But, why didn’t you…?”  You’ll know why I didn’t.

Lenny: I certainly wouldn't object to it being there - but since it's just a collection of posters, as opposed to a story (is that right?), then I wouldn't mind so much if it were left out. I mean why should that be in there and not other poster type stuff that Dave has done (there are other things, aren't there?). How about ads for the book (like the Lord Julius one which appeared in the monthly)? Are there other types of things that aren't stories that might be included?

So perhaps we should add a non-story miscellany to that database? Or create another database?

Dave: I think you should probably start a separate non-story miscellany list to the database because 1) I think you’re going to end up with a LOT of stuff once you start branching out like that 2) it’s already difficult enough to get a clear snapshot of the two MVs or combined MVs without adding another potential MV at this point and 3) I think by the time you’re down to ads and things like that you are becoming vulnerable to a charge of exploitation, scraping the bottom of the barrel, etc. This again is the problem with letting L nny lead the charge.  He wants everything and that’s really “over the edge” relative to the market as constituted.  I think if we can get to the point where the two MVs exist and the book of covers and then you have to see if that pretty much satisfies everyone or if a lot of people start clambering for a collected Letters Page and Non-story Miscellany.  I don’t think they will.  In fact I would guess that we would be eating MVs and a book of covers for a number of years just to satisfy Erik Larsen, L nny and a few others who wanted a copy.  I could be wrong but that’s what I picture.  We haven’t even begun to try to find the proper balance between page count and price, yet, let alone trying to determine what is the a-list material and what is the b-list material.  I think this stage is the ‘what does everything in a big pile look like?’ and work backward from there. 

I will allow of the possibility that I might be dramatically underrating the commercial potential and that it will turn out that Cerebus’ time has come at last and Erik will be falling all over himself to put out two more volumes next year because it’s just a license to print money.  That doesn’t tend to be the case with Cerebus but I think printing the best material in the first volume then allows for the possibility of a second volume being a success because it would have a lot of first rate stuff that didn’t make it into the first volume.


Jeff T: I think that's a good idea. OK, here's a list of *just* the posters and prints, courtesy of Margaret's site:

Posters:

1977 to 1999: This is a 17" x 22" color promotion poster for the biweekly series. The poster states "It began December 1977, It begins again December 1988, Don't Wait until December 1999".

30 Years of Cerebus: A promo poster for the Biweekly series. Dave and Gerhard Poster: Late 1980's, measures approx 17 x 22 inches and features a color photo of Dave Sim and Gerhard. A promotional poster for Cerebus.

Cerebus Four More Years: Done injunction with the Four More Years advertising contest.

Cerebus Alberta Bound Tour: 11 by 17 inches, made in 1993 to promote a tour Sim was doing of some stores in Alberta, Canada.

Cerebus The Barbarian: For the CBLDF reprints the cover of The True North #1 (benefit book).

Aardvark Berserk: "A four color poster, 500 copies signed and numbered by Dave Sim" from Cerebus #3. 17 3/4 by 11 1/2 inches. 1000 regular non-signed.

Third Quarter Poster: Comes in regular and signed editions. Biweekly Poster: This poster came out to support the Church and State Biweekly Reprints in 1991. It is 15 1/2 by 22 inches and came folded. It has the covers from issues #51 to 54.

Cerebus: The First American Tour 1982: color poster

Cerebus: Like No Other Comic: color poster, 1983 Reprints Cerebus #53 cover. 20 by 15 inches, reproduces the color artwork for the wraparound cover for issue #53 without the logo but red text that says "Like No Other Comic" Also published without the text, when it is sometimes referred to as the Countess Michelle poster.

Cerebus Sold Here!: B&W, 1980

Cerebus The First Half: Color, 1991

Cerebus UK Tour: For the UK Tour in 1986. Color.

Aardvarks Over the U.K.: Tour poster for the UK Tour '93

High Society Promo Poster: A poster of the art to the High Society phonebook without the text.

Biweekly Promo Poster #1: This is a promo poster for the Biweekly reprints, it has the art to Biweekly issues #1-4. It measures 17 by 22 inches and is in full color. Came out in 1988 with the release of the Biweekly Reprints.

Independent's Day 1996: Made for Dave & Ger's October 1996 stop in Nottingham

Southern Dutchess News promo: 1986. about 11x16 inches. Shows the TMNT and Cerebus. Art by Eastman & Laird.

Prints:

'95 Sprits of Independence Print: A promotional print for '95 Spirits of Independence Tour Stop in Columbus, OH. Features Pope's THB heroine HR Watson and everyone's favorite earth pig Cerebus.

'95 Sprits of Independence Print #2: Done exclusively for Hero Illustrated in 1995, this print features art by Sim, Gerhard, Steve Bissett's Tyrant, Conley, Paul Pope, and Pat Joseph. Dated 3-25-95 and 3-26-95.

The Bacchus 4000 Birthday Bash: Art by Eddie Campbell, Dave Sim, and Pete Mullins to benefit the CBLDF, 18 X 12 ½" B&W print.

Cerebus as Spawn: A 7 by 10 inche promo print made in 1992 to promote Cerebus' in Spawn #10. I think you might still be able to get it at the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund site. Also was published in Spawn #4 as a pin-up.

Cerebus and Bone: With the Cerebus logo being over shadowed by the Bone logo. 1993; 8.5" by 11.5" Any info on where and why it came out would be appreciated. Here is another look at it. 

Dave: It was done to promote Jeff’s and my joint appearance at the two Silver Snail comic shops in Toronto that year and as something to put autographs and sketches on for people who had never heard of either or both of us and who weren’t prepared to spend $2.25 or $2.95 on a comic book by someone they had never heard of just to get it autographed.  Same theory as the Trade Show prints.

Jeff T quoting the Cerebus Checklist: Cerebus #35 Promo Flyer: Promotional flyer for issue #35, 1982 or 1983. 8.5" x 11"

Church & State II Cover: An uncut "phonebook" cover of Cerebus Church & State Vol.II, signed by both Dave Sim and Gerhard. It was released back in 1997 in a limited run of only 50.

Drinking Buddies: From the CBLDF, A print with Cerebus and Elf, B&W.


Dress for Success Jam '93: Unknown who these characters are or the artist Dave did the print with. If you know, please let me know. It looks like Cerebus is saying "Sorry kid...Cerebus is drinking on YOUR tab as well..."

Dave: Same theory as above: Dressed for Success was a black & white digest comic from the early 1990s, done by Chris Howard and Jeff Wasson of Toronto’s Egesta Comics.  There’s a good photo of Chris at the Columbus Spirits stop in the back of Cerebus 194


Jeff T quoting the Cerebus Checklist: Faces Of Death: 1994, jam piece. 19" x 25". Here is a close up of Dave's Cerebus panel.

Heroes World Retailer Con Print: A jam print with characters from Collen Doran, James Owen, Jeff Smith and Sim. It was made for the Heroes World Retailer Conference in 1993. Approximate size is 11 X 14.

Heroes World Trade Show Print: 8.5" x 11.5"; for the con at the "Parsippany Hilton, May 1993" Cerebus is singing "It's! Up! To! YOU! Paarsippany PAARSIPPANYYY" Print is actually BW but the scan is darker.

Cerebus Hepcats Jam: 1992, Drawn for the Capital City Trade Show. By Dave Sim, Gerhard and Martin Wagner. Measures 11" X 17". BW


Lithograph No.1: Neil Gaiman: By Dave Sim and Neil Gaiman. From Dave'sThe Long, Strange History of Phase II: "(NOTE – not actually a Lithograph. Lithograph No.1:Neil Gaiman is the title) Only 50 copies of the piece have been produced of which Neil Gaiman and Dave Sim have signed and numbered only 2: "#1/50" and "#2/50" and both have written the year, '2004'" Dave and Neil will continue to sign and date one each year and auction it off with the proceeds going to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

Mid Ohio Con Print: A print for the Mid-Ohio Con held in 1987. This one is framed and matted. It has the print, which looks like a big jam done by lots of artist at the con and a certificate of authenticity.

Ozcon 5: A print of Bacchus and Cerebus together for the Ozcon 5 comic convention held in 1996. There was also a limited edition print for the same convention.

PetuniaCon 1984: A rare print given out to the few attendees of the one and only Cerebus Convention. Petunia Con 1984 was held in Oakland California. The print features 6 Silhouettes of the different phases of Cerebus, warrior, prime minister, barbarian, politician etc. It is signed in silver ink by Dave Sim and measures 10 X 17 black and white and printed in Canada. Here is another view of it.

Promo 78: 1978, measures approx 8 1/2 x 11 inches. Drawn by Dave to hand out at the Torontocon in Febuary 1978. B&W. Here is a larger picture.

Read Minds: From the Words and Pictures Museum in Northhampton, Mass. this sold this 17" X 33" full color, signed in silver ink by Dave Sim art print to celebrate their exhibition of all the original art from the Cerebus novel MINDS.

Small Press Print: From the Small Press Con in 1992, same as the cover for issue #977 of the Comic Buyer's Guide (see original Cerebus stories list).

Spirits of Independence: A print for the Kitchener stop of the tour. Spirits of National Unity 1996: A print for the tour of the same name, features two Cerebus with hockey jerseys on. 8 1/2 by 11 1/2. Color. 

Dave: The Spirits of National Unity print was for the Montreal stop, not Kitchener

Jeff T quoting the Cerebus Checklist: Very Vicky Print: Features Very Vicky and Cerebus. A limited edition of 150 was signed by Sim & Gerhard.

Jeff T: Between me and Margaret, we've probably got most, if not all of them - in case Dave is missing any :) Well, yeah. If the Six deadly Sins, and the Animated Cerebus are to be included, absolutely the First Fifth should be in there, too! I'm still for the separate cover collection volume. If that happened, do you think it would be best to include reduced sized images of the posters/promos in the color miscellany to make it "meatier," or the cover collection? As L nny mentioned, putting it all together is going to make for a massive, and expensive, volume. Keeping the price reasonable would help make the separate products easier to sell, no? 

Dave: David Banks has done a prototype of the 300 covers volume using laser scans, hand-stitched, etc.  The reproduction is not very good but it makes a handy reference book for the studio.  It costs him $77 to do each one.  He could farm it out for better reproduction but that’s going to cost $540 each.  These are the sorts of ballparks that we’re talking about.  We have four times as many covers as Sandman and about one tenth the readership.  So, just to be realistic here I think we have to anticipate that whatever volume Image agrees to do (if they agree to do one) is apt to be the one-and-only if we can’t interest anyone besides the core audience (which I doubt that we can) and it is apt to be expensive for that reason.  See above for “tying up money over five years instead of two years” So I would strongly suggest that what you need to think about is: what is the one volume that we want if we can only have one volume?  We’ve already gone from a colour volume to a colour and black-and-white volume to a colour, black-and-white volume, non-story miscellany and cover volume.  I repeat: this isn’t Sandman, this isn’t Watchmen.  If Image is doing fine right now they could probably afford to take a flyer on a single volume and make their money back over a year or two or three or however long it takes to sell a reasonable sized print run that would keep the cost per copy down just so Erik could have a copy and because it would look cool on the Image schedule.  Obviously they would be hoping to have a modest hit.  We sold about 2,000 copies each of the last few trades right out of the gate and that was part of the story that we were selling which these won’t be and that was a $30 item which these won’t be.  It’s not just a matter of cutting the page count to keep it to $50 or less.  You have to print a lot of copies of a hardcover with colour printing and glossy paper to keep the cost per unit down.  David Banks cover volume is $77 at cost.  To sell it through Diamond would require marking it up to $160 just to break even and trust me everyone would say “This sucks.  They’re just colour photocopies.”  That’s a lot of money to shell out to have everyone just say “This sucks.”  

Lenny: Also, I wonder if it's possible to reprint the color stuff in b&w and make  it readable?

Jeff T: Please no.

Lenny: How bad would it be? I'm really just suggesting perhaps ADDING 39 (or 84) pages to the B&W book. I'm not saying those pages shouldn't be in the Color book - but it would make the B&W Miscellany book complete by including b&w pages of the color stories. Would it really look so bad? (I mean do the color covers that appear in, say, the b&w Marvel Essentials look so crappy?).

Dave: Mm. Maybe not, but they were all drawn in black-and-white and then had colour added later.  Most of the colour is so bad that printing them in black-and-white is an improvement.  Most of what would be in the colour volume would be either painted colour or something that was rendered in colour. 

Just from “ear to the ground” stuff, the selling feature is the colour stories from Epic.  That’s what everyone mentions. But there it’s hard to tell if there’s an actual enthusiasm for them or if they’ve just developed a mystique because very few people have seen them.  There’s a lot of that with the DC Archives series.  “Wow! The first ten Spectre stories from More Fun.  Geez. These actually suck pretty bad for 75 bucks.”   

Lenny: While I would LOVE to buy a book that had all of these, I don't see this as necessary for inclusion in a color volume which collects the color Cerebus stories. So my current leaning would be to either figure out a way to get the color stories in the same volume as the b&w volume, or have just the color stories (which is 84 pages WITH the Animated Portfolio, or 39 pages without it) as their own volume.

I'd think so, too. So I think the Covers should be their own thing. At 300+ pages, it's clearly enough to make it it's own.

So I can envision the following collections:

1) B&W Miscellany Volume (247p)

2) Color Miscellany Volume (84p)

3) Color Covers Volume (around 315 pages or so)

4) Color Prints & Posters (around 50 pages - 39+First 5th+6 Deadly Sins)

Item 4 may be more pages if there were double page spreads to it. If you took the Animated Portfolio out of Item 2, that would make Item 4 close to 100 pages, leaving Item 2 at 39 pages to be added to Item 1, or printed alone.

Dave: Double-page spreads are easier to say than to do.  If you’re talking about fold-out pages that’s a very specialized form of printing that is going to add a lot of expense.  As is getting two-page spreads to match up without losing detail into the binding or having a swatch of white space between the two halves.  If you’re doing the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a print run of 75,000 copies and charging $120 a copy that gives you wiggle room to do things like that.  We’re on a much lower plateau of sales potential.  They’ll eventually all sell but with a publisher like Image how long they take to sell is going to be more of an issue.  For us, it’s a matter of how many years’ worth of books we just printed up.  If you look in the printing history of the trades they usually last between two and three years on 6,000 copies or (the last few years) 4,000 copies.  Except the Cerebus and High Society trades which just keep booting along on their 6,000 copy print runs.  We sold 1,000 Collected Letters and had one re-order for 100 copies.  So there are the two extremes of our success rates.  Which one is the colour MV going to be?  Which one is the covers one going to be?  High Society or Collected Letters?  With a printing bill that will probably top $50,000 it’s no small question. 

Lenny: They haven't been mentioned - but are these covers to stories? Or just magazines which have Cerebus on the cover and articles on Cerebus inside? In any event, I'd love to see these in either a Covers volume, or a Miscellaneous Color Items (ex. prints & posters) volume.

Of course the odds of ever seeing something like this do seem pretty slim.

Dave: That’s why I’m hoping that we can stick to a more sensible program of what seems the most likely to be successful in the market on its own terms and not “if I could make a wish right now and have it come true” volumes.  We are talking about real money here and we’re talking about tens of thousands of dollars. If you guess the wrong book and I talk Erik into publishing it and it’s a dog then the odds are you aren’t going to see any of the other books in the next ten years or maybe even in your lifetimes. 

Jeff: Hey, guys--I hate to throw a wrench in the works, but what about the ads that Dave occasionally ran on the back covers or inside back covers that featured Cerebus (usually promoting a tour like Spirits of Independence or the World Tour where he's holding the earth, Atlas-like)? If they were back covers, would you have to include those in
a covers collection?
Chris W:  Is it really needed? I would honestly prefer to keep things as basic as possible (of course I'm barely participating in this discussion, so the hell with what I think). I don't think we'd need more than a thick Comics Journal-sized book, at least in terms of size. Like TCJ #200 or something. I know Dave said if we (we?) were going to do a color thing, do it right, but it doesn't have to be so ultra-fancy, does it? Somewhere or other, he mentioned the timeline ("Latter Days" annotations, around the "Reads Journal"/Rabbi issues) that the timeline was almost exactly correct, the only problems being in minor details that Sim had never clarified enough to get into the timeline. Of course that timeline includes things like "Last time Prince Keef was straight" and the Palnan Fire Safety act of 1405.

Jason P: I apologize if these have been mentioned, but The True North, The True North II, and  Images of Omaha have color Cerebus covers
Jeff:  As does:
1987 Amazing Heroes Preview Special: #4, cover with Groo the Wanderer.

Dork Tower #9: A Cerebus cover by Sim. No other Cerebus content. From Dork Storm Press, August 2000.

Lethargic Comics #14: Features a cover featuring Cerebus, Cerebus drawn by Sim.

And an issue of Overstreet or Wizard, Cerebus in a movie theater as usher? I forget which issue? 

Dave: Overstreet Fan No. 7 December 1995

Jeff: And that's only the Sim ones.
Matt D: Re: Covers. I'm assuming here that Erik Larsen and Bob Chapman are footing the bill (at least in part) for the color volume. So one volume of Cerebus in color might be the goal. If so, then I see the collection being:

Covers to 1-300

Covers to oneshots

Covers to Swords (possibly with the swords intros)

Color story stuff

Color miscellaneous stuff (Animated portfolio, posters, ads, basically any color Cerebus stuff Dave (or us) thinks should be in there.)

Black and White stuff that needs high quality printing.

And then the black and white volume would be printed like the phonebooks.

And my lists are "everything" thinking. Like: here's everything that could be collected, what shouldn't be? And we cut out what should be cut out.

Dave: That’s a very tough call because your core market are completists.  I’d certainly be willing to leave it up to Erik to pick since Image are the ones footing the bill.  “Here’s how many pages I think it should be and here’s the stuff I think has the best chance of finding a market.”  That was why I started with the Epic stories, the Animated Portfolio and selected covers.  I think the Gerhard photo covers are great, but they are all wraparounds and I don’t think the market is prepared to shell out for 35 photo-covers that take up 70 pages.  If you leave out a bunch of covers people will complain that it isn’t complete.  If you include every cover they’ll complain because x number of covers suck for whatever reason.  Welcome to the direct market.

Matt D: And then we make a list of all the possibilities to pass onto Dave and Erik Larsen and they decide what is the most cost effective. If a cover collection is gonna cost sixty bucks for just the covers to issues 1-300, is that a good idea?

Dave: I think you’d be lucky to get it done for sixty bucks.  It’s very easy to get fished in on these things because a certain number of people are enthusiastic and they really have no awareness of the difference between Sandman numbers and Cerebus numbers and what that difference does to your price point.

Matt D: How much would it cost to add the 100 or less pages of color story? The color story (including the animated portfolio,) is 84 pages. That's about the page count for the Guide To Self Publishing.

Dave: The Guide to Self-Publishing was on newsprint and it was saddle-stitched (staples).  That’s why it was $2.25.

Matt D: Even if you printed it as a square bound volume it's still pretty thin. Granted, it'll probably cost around fifteen bucks, but it's still pretty thin.

Dave: $15 if it’s Sandman and DC is printing a gazillion of them.  Colour printing that would match the printing of the actual covers (which is what the reproduction would be measured against) is expensive.

Matt D: I just looked at my copy of Supreme: The Story of The Year, it's around 362 pages. And I think it sold in hardcover for around thirty bucks. Now the Color Volume is gonna have a bigger page size, but I think it might still be do-able for fifty bucks or a little less. With the most expensive phone book being $35 is $50 too much?

Should we e-mail Erik Larsen and ask what size he's thinking of?


Dave: I think at this point it might be worth it to make up jpegs or digital files of everything that’s possible to include in the colour volume and send that to him to see what he thinks.  Worst case scenario: you print all of it and it comes out to 381 pages all high cost glossy pages.  If he says sure, okay, then you’ve got the colour volume of your dreams and we’ll all just have to work to sell the market on the idea.  Or he says, I think you’ve only got 200 pages of top quality material here, then I think we have to consider that.  How’s American Flagg selling for them, I suspect will be a big question since it would be in the same pricey volume category.  How are their other hardcovers selling?  If they printed 15,000 and sold 900 and haven’t had any reorders then the bloom is going to be off the hardcover rose when it comes to taking a chance on Cerebus or anything else.  But I do think that colour scans of every possible colour piece that could be included sent to Erik on a disk would probably help move this project forward if that’s at all possible.


Matt: Okay, a quick argument in favor of "everything" thinking. Sin City just came out on DVD. THe only extra is a behind the scenes documentary. They're planning on doing a "special edition" with a whole lot of bells and whistles. Now, if you've already bought the first DVD, why buy the second?

or,

Why buy the first if the second is a superior product? I'm thinking we might be at three volumes now:

Black and White.

Color. (Story and extras)

Covers.

Does this sound good to anybody?

Matt

Lenny:  SO that would make it:

1) B&W Miscellany Volume (247p)

2) Color Miscellany (including Posters & Prints) Volume (84p+50p = 134p)

3) Color Covers Volume (around 315 pages or so)

The page count on 2 doesn't include a few other items people have posted about which I suspect would bring it closer to 150 or so. OK..I'm in! :^)


Dave: I think the best shot, as I said above, is to send Erik all the colour material—450 pages or whatever it is—and have him look at it as a publisher who has a pretty good idea of the market.  Even Wrightson: A Look Back didn’t include everything and that book was huge.  It’s incomplete Wrightson, but it’s the most complete Wrightson book ever attempted.  I think that might be what we’re looking at here: more colour Cerebus material than has ever been reprinted elsewhere.  Not complete but complete enough that the core audience has to have one and the larger market can be drawn in by the better material.  I don’t own Wrightson: A Look Back but if I did I would be buying it for the sake of maybe two dozen of the hundreds of pieces that are in there.


Jeff: We're gonna' have to bump that up (the time line review). Make it separate from the re-read. Sent it (the database), he added corrections, I added stuff. Unless there are conflicts with the timeline, that project is pretty much done (waiting on the TMNT story classification).

Swords #1 has two covers (1st and 2nd print are different), #5 is the wrap around BWS cover, and the back cover of #6 was printed on the supplement.

(lenticular pages) Like "flip cards" when you were a kid. The picture had these little ridges? And when you turned the card surface, the picture changes? Ringing any bells? There are much more advanced versions of these now.

I hear what you're saying. Where does it end? I think, if Dave was to include images of posters and such, it should be a very limited, selective group of official, high quality images (like the First Half, Four More Years, etc)

 I posted a list off Margaret's website already. We could certainly make another database, but before we start pulling out hair and arguing about what's in and what's out, let's see if Dave's even interested in the idea after reading this. There's a lot to do in the interim.

(color to b&w?)

Some of the painted work would come out looking like mud, IMO. Plus, Dave seems intent on reproducing stuff as accurately as possible (and admirably so) and this seems like 2 giant steps in the opposite direction.

Lenny: You're probably correct. Although, I will say that if the color project falls apart, I would definitely prefer a muddy in places b&w version of the color stories vs. nothing.


Jeff: I would say, in the prints/posters volume, which I still think should be in a nice, oversized coffee table book. I mean, this is basically an art book, and that's the best format for such a thing. And if Dave wants to make some pages group less "impressive"
covers together, that would save a lot of space. I, personally, would like to see every cover get equal respect - but the idea is out there.

Dave: I think that might be an area where we’re forced to compromise with the market forces.  If you treat the photo covers the same as the painted covers or the early covers the same as the primo covers I think you’re going to get resistance from people flipping through it in the store depending on the price point.  That’s an area where I’d like to get Erik’s honest reaction or a mock-up of what he thinks the “best shot” finished book should look like.  We can negotiate to get other things put back in, but with someone whose finger is far more on the pulse of the market than my own when it comes to what will sell you’re going to have a more successful book erring closer to his view than your own ideal pie-in-the-sky view.  IMHO.

(What is that?  Computerspeak for “I am a Ho’?) ;)
Jeff: I would say, leave the little quickie ads out. But a nice, full color piece like the "'95 World Tour" shirt? Yeah, that's a good one!

Swords 6 was messed up when it was produced (missing the last issue), and a single issue supplement was made to fix the problem. It had the same front cover, and a cool back cover. Cerebus seen through the eye of Sump Thing.

Chris W: I would say definitely give every cover equal respect. Would it be possible to print them sideways, putting two covers on a page? Other than the "Chasing Yoohwhoo" covers, there weren't any others with tiny text that would be a problem to read in reduced size,

were there?

Lenny: Well..I'd like full pages/equal treatment of MOSt of the covers...but to be honest...I could live with inferior treatment..or perhaps even omission (although, as a completist, I guess I'd want them all in there)...of the photocovers of Going Home. I cretainly don't need a 2 page spread for the wraparound covers there.

Jeff: Hey, I like those covers!

Lenny: Not saying they're bad...but I appreciate the drawn ones much more. And there are so many of the photo ones...I could live with a few of them being reduced....besides...Dave didn't even take those pictures..right? I forget..who did? It wasn't his father, was it? I forget.

Gerhard: They were vacation photos if I remember right.

Dave: And my Dad took a number of them between issues 251 and 286 that I incorporated into the cover with a Cerebus drawing.  It was one of my last shots at “Honor thy father…” hoping that it might improve his behavior and that somewhere up ahead we could do signed prints of them.  Pipe dream.

Matt: Anybody else remember Dave writing in the back of Going Home or Form & Void that there was gonna be a collection of those covers?

(Preferred format for a cover collection: Oversized pages with regular sized covers and commentary from Dave and Ger at the bottom.)

Jeff S: Actually, most of the early photo covers were from shots taken by  Gerhard, but most of the Going Home photos were from (I assume, vacation) photos taken by Dave's Dad, Ken Sim.

Mike B: I realize I'm about a week late on this discussion, but my router died and I was offline until today.

Since there was some talk of including in one of these volumes the Cerebus Zero and Jam covers, etc., I just wanted to mention the Guys Party Pack cover and all the Following Cerebus covers.

Also, someone mentioned a Cerebus sighting and I ran into one recently: I was flipping through a compilation of the old Dragon Magazine comic "What's New?" and I came across an episode on the topic of Lycanthropy (werewolves) in which other types of 'were' creatures are mentioned, including the Cerebanthropy (were-aardvark) which is pictured as Cerebus. Currently available in the "What's New?" collection vol. 1 (penultimate page, fwiw). This would have first been printed (in the magazine) in '83 when Cerebus was still 'cool' (to the rest of the world, that is).


Jeff T: Thanks for the heads up. Just ordered one from: StuidoFoglio 

Man, it's been a while since I read Dragon Magazine. I  gotta' get back to role playing games one of these days:)

Well, with the help of Dan Pawley and Stephen Holland, I was able to get into Mark's account today. Thanks guys!


I left Mark listed as a moderator out of respect. Margaret, Lenny and I are all owners now, not just moderators. The group is as secure as it can be:)

Lenny: "Secure"?? Muuuu-hahahahahahah! 

On the Phase II!! ;^P


Mark B: good job , Jeff. and leave Mark as a moderator was a very thoughtful touch.

Rick S: I'm crying really hard, but they're tears of happiness. :) Congrats!

Matt D:

From the Bill Of Right's site http://albert.nickerson.tripod.com/creatorsbillofrightssim10.html

Dave on the color volume:

That was when I realized that the colour volume—which neither Ger nor I are especially interested in doing through Aardvark-Vanaheim—would make a good test case, a good way to see what it's like to actually trust a publisher because for the first time the whole 6,000 page enchilada isn't what's at stake. It's all outside stuff I'm not really inclined to deal with anyway so it's as close as Ger and I can come to a situation of "found money". Unless you and Bob Chapman are prepared to do the book, the book is never going to exist as far as I can see. Once it does exist, it can be translated without having to tie up ten to fifteen years of a person's life. So, yes, we are definitely interested in moving ahead with it.

That doesn't mean that I'm not interested in covering all the bases. For example, would Image have any problem with our getting the paperwork from Diamond on the initial order—the TRU Report—the final orders, any order increases and any reorders on the colour volume? Anything they e-mail to Image, they fax to Aardvark-Vanaheim? Also is it possible to limit sales of the book just to the direct market? I realize that Diamond just has a brokerage arrangement with Image. Does that mean Image can limit who Diamond sells to? It would be kind of a trade-off since we wouldn't be able to sell to FM or Cold Cut on a book published by Image because of your Diamond exclusive. We won't squawk about that if you guys limit the sales to comic-book stores only. Likewise do you have any problem with us getting copies of the printing bills on the book, just to make sure that all the numbers add up? For most publishers that would be a real problem area in the NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS category. Is that the case with Image?

Dave: I assume Erik is still mulling this over and was probably spooked when I printed the proposed Vertigo contract to Al Nickerson’s website.  I might, in fact, have queered the whole Image deal by doing so.  It still seemed to me the right thing to do. 

Oddly enough Bob Chapman at Graphitti just called me today to find out what was going on with the book. I guess he got a call from Larry Marder which prompted him to call me. As I'm picturing it right now, Bob's been attached to the project since the early 90s, at least, so it seems only right to make him part of the deal and—unless you have any objections—it seems to me that he would fit doing what he does best: the prestige limited hardcover edition. He has his own price points and page counts and package in mind, I'm sure. So it seems to me that if Image was willing to do the mass trade paperback version it would be a matter of getting what you picture together with what Bob pictures until they're one package. I don't really have a preference when it comes to the package because I don't picture myself doing a lot of the work and I don't have any experience with those kinds of grades of paper, stitched binding and so on. You tell me what makes the most sense. This many pages, this cover price, this print-run. About all that Ger and I can provide in the way of guidance is that for most of the Cerebus trade paperbacks, if we print 6,000 copies those will last two or three years depending on how the market is going. Four years if it's really in the doldrums.

As an example, if you want to do all 300 covers using a combination of what we have originals for, negatives for, colour proofs for, and CGC file copies for, well, that sounds like quite a headache to me. But as long as the captions just read "issue 120 March 1989" it isn't going to be my headache, so I'm all in favour of it. I'll write an introduction for each section of the book—the covers, the Epic stories (Bob has negatives for everything except "A Friendly Reminder"), the Animated Cerebus, assorted colour pieces, Spawn 10 if Todd is willing, Turtles 8 from the First Comics colour version if Peter is willing—and provide all the raw materials that we have here and you and Bob are going to make a book. Or Bob is going to make a book that you and he are going to publish. Or you're going to make a book that you and Bob are going to publish. If you aren't going to do all 300 covers, then you have to decide which covers you want to do. If there's something I really have to participate in, I'll be glad to participate, but I think Bob made the very good point that because you're already a fan of the material, it does make things a lot easier. The fact that you really just want a copy of the book for yourself means that you're going to make sure that it's the book a Cerebus fan would want to own to the extent that that's possible—which probably means as complete as possible. I told Bob about you doing all of the heavy lifting on American Flagg, and told him that I might have made a mistake in suggesting too early that you learn how to delegate. First give the Cerebus colour volume the same care you did the Flagg book—after that you can delegate.

So, maybe we should work out our suggestions, and e-mail Erik Larsen?

Jeff T: As far as content, etc? I thought we were waiting on Dave to iron out a few details, but if he's going to have as little to do with it as possible - we should put together a proposal? Perhaps give it to Dave to give to Erik Larsen. I never really thought about the colored version of the Turtles story. Some of the gray painting mixed with Letra Tone looks like mud.

Matt D: This is what I'm saying, yes.

Dave: Pete Laird took all of the duotone shading out of Turtles No.1 for reprinting which I assume is a far more arduous task than just putting Cerebus’ tone back in with no gray painting overtop of it.  That’s if Pete is inclined to do so. 


Lenny: Well here's a start based on the chart Jeff posted on our site 8 stories for 84 pages:

"Selling Insurance" (Epic 30) - 2p

"The Girl Next Door",(Epic 30) - 3p

"A Friendly Reminder", (Epic 28) - 3p

"His First Fifth", (Epic 26) - 9p

"Crossing Over", (Spawn 10) - 22p

"A Well-Equipped Bar", "16"

"His First Sword", "17"

"Add One Mummified Bat", "12"

39+45=84

This assumes 1 page per Animated Portfolio plate.

On top if this, I think there are 2 classes of items:

1) Cerebus Color Covers.

a) Issues 1-300. How many are there (if you exclude the photo covers)? Around 275 or so? Can we get a definitive count? Personally, I'd think the 300 cover (including the photos) should be their own book.

b) Other magazines/volumes (Swords of Cerebus, Following Cerebus, Cerebus Companion, what else?) Can we get a definitive listing?

2) Various posters and related items. Can we get an exhaustive list of these items? I think a few lists of these were posted on the site by various people the last time we discussed this issue (Jeff? Margaret? Matt, maybe?).

Ideally, I propose that we create a new database chart to cover these 2 categories of color Cerebus work. Then we'll have identified the universe of Color Cerebus items from which to choose to create a color volume.

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Dave: As I indicated, I think you might be past the database stage and into the jpegs on disk stage if we’re going to pitch the whole works directly at Erik.  He’s an artist so he will make a better assessment of visuals in visual form than he will of a list of visuals that he can’t see.

Margaret: I'm not sure who posted the list (I think it was Jeff), but from my website here is a list of Cerebus posters and then prints:

·        Posters:

·        1977 to 1999: This is a 17" x 22" color promotion poster for the biweekly series. The poster states "It began December 1977, It begins again December 1988, Don't Wait until December 1999".

·        30 Years of Cerebus: A promo poster for the Biweekly series.

·        Dave and Gerhard Poster: Late 1980's, measures approx 17 x 22 inches and features a color photo of Dave Sim and Gerhard. A promotional poster for Cerebus.

·        Cerebus Four More Years: Done injunction with the Four More Years advertising contest.

·        Cerebus Alberta Bound Tour: 11 by 17 inches, made in 1993 to promote a tour Sim was doing of some stores in Alberta, Canada.

·        Cerebus The Barbarian: For the CBLDF reprints the cover of The True North #1 (benefit book).

·        Aardvark Berserk: "A four color poster, 500 copies signed and numbered by Dave Sim" from Cerebus #3. 17 3/4 by 11 1/2 inches. 1000 regular non-signed.

·        Third Quarter Poster: Comes in regular and signed editions.

·        Biweekly Poster: This poster came out to support the Church and State Biweekly Reprints in 1991. It is 15 1/2 by 22 inches and came folded. It has the covers from issues #51 to 54.

·        Cerebus: The First American Tour 1982: color poster

·        Cerebus: Like No Other Comic: color poster, 1983 Reprints Cerebus #53 cover. 20 by 15 inches, reproduces the color artwork for the wraparound cover for issue #53 without the logo but red text that says "Like No Other Comic" Also published without the text, when it is sometimes referred to as the Countess Michelle poster.

·        Cerebus Sold Here!: B&W, 1980

·        Cerebus The First Half: Color, 1991

·        Cerebus UK Tour: For the UK Tour in 1986. Color.

·        Aardvarks Over the U.K.: Tour poster for the UK Tour '93

·        High Society Promo Poster: A poster of the art to the High Society phonebook without the text.

·        Biweekly Promo Poster #1: This is a promo poster for the Biweekly reprints, it has the art to Biweekly issues #1-4. It measures 17 by 22 inches and is in full color. Came out in 1988 with the release of the Biweekly Reprints.

·        Independent's Day 1996: Made for Dave & Ger's October 1996 stop in Nottingham

·        Southern Dutchess News promo: 1986. about 11x16 inches. Shows the TMNT and Cerebus. Art by Eastman & Laird.

·        Dave: There’s also the READ MINDS poster from the Words & Pictures Museum exhibit which can be seen in reduced form on the back cover of several issues.

·        Prints:

·        '95 Sprits of Independence Print: A promotional print for '95 Spirits of Independence Tour Stop in Columbus, OH. Features Pope's THB heroine HR Watson and everyone's favorite earth pig Cerebus.

·        '95 Sprits of Independence Print #2: Done exclusively for Hero Illustrated in 1995, this print features art by Sim, Gerhard, Steve Bissett's Tyrant, Conley, Paul Pope, and Pat Joseph. Dated 3-25-95 and 3-26-95.

·        The Bacchus 4000 Birthday Bash: Art by Eddie Campbell, Dave Sim, and Pete Mullins to benefit the CBLDF, 18 X 12 ½" B&W print.

·        Cerebus as Spawn: A 7 by 10 inche promo print made in 1992 to promote Cerebus' in Spawn #10. I think you might still be able to get it at the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund site. Also was published in Spawn #4 as a pin-up.

·        Cerebus and Bone: With the Cerebus logo being over shadowed by the Bone logo. 1993; 8.5" by 11.5" Any info on where and why it came out would be appreciated. Here is another look at it.

·        Cerebus #35 Promo Flyer: Promotional flyer for issue #35, 1982 or 1983. 8.5" x 11"

·        Church & State II Cover: An uncut "phonebook" cover of Cerebus Church & State Vol.II, signed by both Dave Sim and Gerhard. It was released back in 1997 in a limited run of only 50.

·        Drinking Buddies: From the CBLDF, A print with Cerebus and Elf, B&W.

·        Dress for Success Jam '93: Unknown who these characters are or the artist Dave did the print with. If you know, please let me know. It looks like Cerebus is saying "Sorry kid...Cerebus is drinking on YOUR tab as well..."

·        Faces Of Death: 1994, jam piece. 19" x 25". Here is a close up of Dave's Cerebus panel.

·        Heroes World Retailer Con Print: A jam print with characters from Collen Doran, James Owen, Jeff Smith and Sim. It was made for the Heroes World Retailer Conference in 1993. Approximate size is 11 X 14.

·        Heroes World Trade Show Print: 8.5" x 11.5"; for the con at the "Parsippany Hilton, May 1993" Cerebus is singing "It's! Up! To! YOU! Paarsippany PAARSIPPANYYY" Print is actually BW but the scan is darker.

·        Cerebus Hepcats Jam: 1992, Drawn for the Capital City Trade Show. By Dave Sim, Gerhard and Martin Wagner. Measures 11" X 17". BW

·        Lithograph No.1: Neil Gaiman: By Dave Sim and Neil Gaiman. From Dave's The Long, Strange History of Phase II: "(NOTE – not actually a Lithograph. Lithograph No.1:Neil Gaiman is the title) Only 50 copies of the piece have been produced of which Neil Gaiman and Dave Sim have signed and numbered only 2: "#1/50" and "#2/50" and both have written the year, '2004'" Dave and Neil will continue to sign and date one each year and auction it off with the proceeds going to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

·       Dave:  Lithograph No.2 Gerhard—see if for yourself at www.cerebusart.com

·        Mid Ohio Con Print: A print for the Mid-Ohio Con held in 1987. This one is framed and matted. It has the print, which looks like a big jam done by lots of artist at the con and a certificate of authenticity.

·        Ozcon 5: A print of Bacchus and Cerebus together for the Ozcon 5 comic convention held in 1996. There was also a limited edition print for the same convention.

·        PetuniaCon 1984: A rare print given out to the few attendees of the one and only Cerebus Convention. Petunia Con 1984 was held in Oakland California. The print features 6 Silhouettes of the different phases of Cerebus, warrior , prime minister, barbarian, politician etc. It is signed in silver ink by Dave Sim and measures 10 X 17 black and white and printed in Canada. Here is another view of it.

·        Promo 78: 1978, measures approx 8 1/2 x 11 inches. Drawn by Dave to hand out at the Torontocon in Febuary 1978. B&W. Here is a larger picture.

·        Read Minds: From the Words and Pictures Museum in Northhampton, Mass. this sold this 17" X 33" full color, signed in silver ink by Dave Sim art print to celebrate their exhibition of all the original art from the Cerebus novel MINDS.

·        Small Press Print: From the Small Press Con in 1992, same as the cover for issue #977 of the Comic Buyer's Guide (see original Cerebus stories list).

·        Spirits of Independence: A print for the Kitchener stop of the tour.

·        Spirits of National Unity 1996: A print for the tour of the same name, features two Cerebus with hockey jerseys on. 8 1/2 by 11 1/2. Color.

·        Very Vicky Print: Features Very Vicky and Cerebus. A limited edition of 150 was signed by Sim & Gerhard.

·        Ye Bookes of Cerebus Print: BW. 8.5" X 11.5" print handed out at the Ye Bookes of Cerebus artists' talk on Oct 01, 2005 at St. Bonavenature University.


I would like to see the First Fifth prints in color in the book if we are going to include posters and whatnot. "The First Fifth: Issued to celebrate the "first fifth" (75 issues) of Cerebus being completed. There were two different issues of the plates. You could buy them seperately or together. Either the signed and hand colored version (limited to 30 each) or the b&w non-signed version"

I'm just listing all of the above, not making the suggestion that it should all be included.


Dave: I do think they should all be included on a disk that is sent to Erik.  We can work on winnowing it down from there depending on what he says.

Lenny: OK...looks like an extra 19 pages (assuming no double page spreads) to take the total to 103. That covers #2, above. We still should figure out 1a & 1b.

Matt D: 1) Cerebus Color Covers. a) Issues 1-300. How many are there (if you exclude the photo covers)?

Jeff T: Well, that's still up for debate, no? If the photo covers are included, it's 298. 

Matt D: Around 275 or so? Can we get a definitive count? Personally, I'd think the 300 cover (including the photos) should be their own book.

Jeff T: I still think so, too.

Dave: In that case, as I said earlier, I think you have to make up your minds which you want more—a colour volume with some/many/a lot of the covers and other colour material or a complete book of the covers, bearing in mind that if it flops on the market you won’t see the other one anytime soon.

Matt D: b) Other magazines/volumes (Swords of Cerebus, Following Cerebus, Cerebus Companion, what else?) Can we get a definitive listing?

Jeff T:  Cerebus 0 & 0 Gold, Cerebus Jam (should this be included? Sienkiewicz rights?), Cerebus Companion 1 & 2, Cerebus Guide To Self Publishing, Cerebus World Tour Book 1995, Following Cerebus 1-5, Swords Of Cerebus 1-6 (5&6 front & back) & 1 (2nd print) --  we should probably stop at everything with "Cerebus" in the title, excluding the fanzines 1,11,12,13 (which are black and white) and Free Cerebus (which is a reprint collage - although, I would have no objection to including it. I just don't think it's needed.)

So that's 21 images.

Dave: It should be quite a disk when Erik gets it, that’s all I can say.  I think you should include these discussions as well since I doubt he’s had the time to keep current with them.